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Discount Storytime

Discount Storytime

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Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!

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Episodes
  • Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman
    Jan 19 2026

    This story is a mashup of the 1992 slasher "Dr. Giggles" and the first episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" which aired in 1993. Enjoy!

    Content warning for movie spoilers,horror,violence, and gore.

    Next Week: "Freddy Cat" Freddy is a bit of a wandering free spirit until he discovers the town of Bramble and makes three friends who will change everything.

    Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

    If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

    You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

    *Worried Wendell is one episodic season.

    Music:

    "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

    "Classical Happiness" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

    Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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    Support the show

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    Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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    35 mins
  • Pickleball! (a historical romance)
    Jan 12 2026

    Nothing says 'historical romance' like pickleball. Enjoy this entertaining and educational tour through the history of this amazing sport – with romance!

    Next week's story is a combination of 90’s scary movie and beloved historical drama in “Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman.”

    Also, we are still looking for a sponsor. And according to our market research, up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing, so we will be reaching out to Kohler faucets to see if they will sponsor us. More to follow on our next episodes.

    Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

    If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

    You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

    Music:

    "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

    "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay

    "Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay

    Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay


    *Worried Wendell is a series, but all the others are short stories.

    "Click here to say hi!"

    Support the show

    Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

    Email me here!

    Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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    36 mins
  • Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror
    Jan 5 2026

    This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!

    Content warning for movie spoilers, profanity, horror, violence, gore, and sexual themes.

    Next week’s story will be "Pickleball! (A Historical Romance)"

    If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

    You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

    Music:

    "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

    "Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay

    "Unchained Melody" backing track by Karaoke Version

    Sound Effects byfreesound_communityfromPixabay

    *Worried Wendell is a series, but everything else is short stories.

    "Click here to say hi!"

    Support the show

    Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

    Email me here!

    Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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    37 mins
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