In their 10th(!) episode, Coleman and Patrick are emotionally recovering from a recent house party—perfect time to assess and dispute the five Love Languages (which somehow do not include "sweet treats.") Do you think it’s possible to say I love you too much? Greed is not a form of love, they threw Gifts in there just to round it out to a solid five. Giving a plumber a plunger. Emotional scorecards and the pivot to clarified butter. Everyone should be reminded of their best physical features. Lying canvassers are evil little demons. My gift to you is to touch me. The loneliness from the loss of quality time can be deafeningly loud. Axe Body Spray gaslighting. I’d rather die than take a ceramics class. Ever heard of an open channel of communication? We will be the first podcast to be pitched on Shark Tank.

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In what many are calling "the silliest podcast episode of April 19, 2024," the boys are diving deep into the idea of luxury. Who has it, who needs it, who wants it? But first: Patrick presents Coleman with a luxurious surprise gift. The golden throne only stays golden for so long. Nothing is timeless because everything has a time. You're a jester with your Louis Vuitton suitcase. Buy an apple for a hot stranger with cold, hard cash. Even whispers are whispered in a language. Outsmarting Big Venmo. I wasn't riche, I was a little nouveau. Not everyone looks good in a wedding dress. It costs $30 a day to live. The ultimate luxury is waking up without a hangover.

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Fresh from a theatrical viewing of Interstellar, the boys are now gays in STEM (Summer is Time for Everything that Matters). Patrick has a theory that all summers are connected, which sparks conversation about the summer before college, aka the summer before they met, aka summer 2013. It was the best summer of Coleman's life, but Patrick is uncovering bleak, forgotten horrors. Dump your high school relationship. Office admin breasts caressing the keyboards. My sister got money from a class-action lawsuit. Do you really think olive is a good color on you? I owned the world. Buy Liberation by Christina Aguilera on iTunes.

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