Episodes

  • Rants about the Texas Caper, Abuelitas Hating Nature, Asphalt Heat Islands, etc

    Rants about the Texas Caper, Abuelitas Hating Nature, Asphalt Heat Islands, etc
    Jan 28 2026
    Ad-free episodes of the CPBBD podcast can be heard at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    In this episode we talk about South Texas Development, remnant thorn forests surrounded by McMansions, the Asphalt Heat Island, the South Texas Caper (Quadrella incana, Caper Family - Capparaceae, Mustard Order - Brassicales), grannies that hate street trees Crime Pays fan appreciation, Fighting City Hall for native scapes, general societal ignorance regarding the living world, Jack faking his own death in order to eat more hot dogs and more.
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Rants about Tree Planting, the Urban Heat Island, Etc

    Rants about Tree Planting, the Urban Heat Island, Etc
    Jan 20 2026
    Ad-free episodes of the podcast can be enjoyed on the crime pays Patreon at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    Opening song is about Jerry Falwell.
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Estado de Hidalgo Rants

    Estado de Hidalgo Rants
    Dec 13 2025
    Rants about the plant life of the state of Hidalgo Mexico, including but not limited to Cephalocereus senilis, Fouquieria fasciculata, Fouquieria purpusii, Magnolia scheidiana, obsidian piles, and more.

    All episodes of The Crime Pace podcast are available for ad-free listening on the Patreon at : https://www.patreon.com/CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

    Mexico Plants Checklist : https://drive.google.com/file/d/1a5GcJ39ysO_n2XbsazLZeyF9H1wDi4Zx/view?usp=drivesdk

    Diversidad Floristica Oaxaca : https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-EXwZV3FOd5sahIE2wlnUmqN_JcLC4bB/view?usp=drivesdk
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • San Luis Potosí Rants

    San Luis Potosí Rants
    Dec 5 2025
    In this episode we rant about cacti that grow in ephemeral lagoons, 1500 year old Montezuma Cypresses, cryptic cacti that grow in salty mud basins, Mexican Jays dispersing weeping pinion pine seeds, a fern that grows out of marble, how the summer-wet/winter-dry habit affects some carnivorous plant forms, and more...

    Reminder that episodes of this podcast are available ad-free on the Crime Pays Patreon at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Climate Town with Rollie Williams

    Climate Town with Rollie Williams
    Nov 24 2025
    Ad-Free episodes of the Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't podcast are available on the Patreon at
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    Rollie Williams is host of the youtube series "Climate Town". In this episode, we talk about "supplying demand" Capitalism, the Oil Lobby, why certain interests are just so dang good at propaganda, how the CEOs became the heroes and the scientists became the bad guys, palm oil plantations, ethanol, government-sponsored cheese caves and more.
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Please Don't "Save the (honey)Bees"

    Please Don't "Save the (honey)Bees"
    Nov 15 2025
    Reed Booth and his assistant Hosh are killer bee exterminators based out of Bisbee, Arizona. In this episode we talk about the ferocity of the scutellata hybrid (aka "killer bees"), the fact that this hybrid doesn't occur in nature ANYWHERE, why most feral honeybee colonies end up being dominated or taken over by the scutellata hybrids, the reductions in native bee and plant biodiversity that the presence of both feral and domesticated honeybees results in, and why it may just not be a good idea to keep backyard honeybees anymore (at least in North America).
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Native Bee Diversity w/ Krystle Hickman

    Native Bee Diversity w/ Krystle Hickman
    Nov 11 2025
    Ad-Free episodes of the podcast are available on the Patreon at : www.patreon.com/Crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    Krystle Hickman is a biologist, native bee researcher, and conservationist from Los Angeles, California and author of the book "The ABCs of California's Native Bees". In this 2-hour conversation we talk about how to identify bees to genus, different groups of native bees (IE longhorn bees, cactus bees, leaf cutter bees, sweat bees, Euglossine bees, and more), specialist relationships between native bees and native plants, how native bees could be utilized to pollinate human crops simply if farmers created hedgerows of native plants in between their fields, how honeybees reduce native bee species diversity as well as reducing fitness in native plants, how to get good macro photos and more.
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    2 hrs and 11 mins
  • Black Forager : On Connecting with the Living World

    Black Forager : On Connecting with the Living World
    Nov 6 2025
    A 2 hour conversation with Alexis Nicole Nelson aka Black Forager about connecting with the living world, ethnobotany, lawn-killing, native plants, hopefulness and humility, using native plants for fibers, and a sh*t ton more.

    Full episodes of the Crime Pays Podcast can be listened to ad-free on the Patreon at:
    https://www.patreon.com/CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
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    2 hrs and 24 mins