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Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible pairs Pittsburgh standup comedians with pastors to dig into the week's gospel text — no prep, no script, just an undefended first read of scripture and whatever happens when a comedian's in the room for it.

Brian Bennett and Ryan Cobert are back for round two, and this time the tabletop-gaming frame stops being a fun parallel and starts doing real theological work. Turns out running a campaign and shepherding a congregation have more in common than either job posting admits.

Expect:

• Children jumping straight into the game in the marketplace — and what that says about who actually "gets" the invitation in Matthew 11
• DMing reframed as pastoral improvisation: collaborative storytelling instead of scripted outcomes
• Ryan on vulnerability, hag villains, and why funerals might be the deepest form of play there is
• Eric's case for "type 2 fun" — the kind of suffering that's only fun in retrospect — as a lens on the cross
• The debut of Bobbert, a halfling barbarian built entirely on randomly rolled dice (he licks things)

Tangents include: a Star Trek movie ranking nobody can agree on, the ethics of wearing the same shirt twice on camera, and a cold open that may end up being more memorable than the episode itself.

👉"If Jesus is inviting and the people are jumping right in and playing, the children get it."

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Matthew 11:16–19, 25–30 (NRSVue)

[16] “But to what will I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling to one another, [17] ‘We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we wailed, and you did not mourn.’ [18] “For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, ‘He has a demon’; [19] the Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look, a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ Yet wisdom is vindicated by her deeds.”

[25] At that time Jesus said, “I thank you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and the intelligent and have revealed them to infants; [26] yes, Father, for such was your gracious will. [27] All things have been handed over to me by my Father, and no one knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Son and anyone to whom the Son chooses to reveal him. [28] “Come to me, all you who are weary and are carrying heavy burdens, and I will give you rest. [29] Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. [30] For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.”

Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer.

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A note to our audience: We're taking a week off from our normal mix of comedy and Bible study. We'll jump back into the readings next week. In the meanwhile, we're pleased to present...

CPTB Special: Library After Dark Comedy Showcase (Part 2)

A pastor walks into a library and tells jokes. The books didn't leave.

This special episode takes you inside the room for Library After Dark, CPTB's debut comedy showcase at the Monroeville Public Library — an evening of standup that felt right at home among the stacks.

• Erick Williams lets his Amish flag fly and waxes poetic about his love of beer.
• Jared Helfer leads with an unforgettable impression and receives the longest ovation of the night.

Don't miss two of Pittsburgh's funniest guys, bringing their act to the library crowd!

More sets from the Library After Dark showcase are coming. The full show — including headliner Georgia Warder — will be released as a complete special.

Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer.

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Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible is the podcast where Pittsburgh-area standup comedians join ELCA Lutheran pastors to explore the week's gospel text from the Revised Common Lectionary — because the people least likely to read the Bible undefended are sometimes the most interesting people to have read it first.

This week: no comedians. In the first of two experimental summer episodes, Pastor Bob Schaefer and Pastor Eric Damon are joined by Pastor Brian Bennett and Pastor Ryan Kobert — two colleagues who also happen to be tabletop RPG players — to tackle Matthew 10:24–39. It's Father's Day. The text opens with Jesus saying he came not to bring peace, but a sword. The lectionary has no chill.

Expect:

• A crash course in tabletop RPGs, LARPing, and video game RPGs — what they share, where they diverge, and why the Venn diagram between collaborative storytelling, comedy, and preaching is doing real theological work
• The insight that may reframe how you read scripture forever: the Bible isn't the story — it's the stat sheet; the church is the continuing campaign
• Two Christianities in America, one centered on obedience and one centered on love, and a word about which one Jesus was actually running
• Rules as written vs. rules as intended — a question tabletop gamers and Lutherans are apparently both losing sleep over
• The Satanic Panic, annotated by someone whose pastor just asked to sit in and watch
• A natural 20 on the worthiness question: "Because I love you, therefore be worthy of me"

Matthew 10:24–39 | Proper 7 / Fourth Sunday after Pentecost, Year A (NRSVue)

Jesus said to the twelve, "A disciple is not above the teacher, nor a slave above the master; it is enough for the disciple to be like the teacher, and the slave like the master. If they have called the master of the house Beelzebul, how much more will they malign those of his household!

"So have no fear of them, for nothing is covered up that will not be uncovered, and nothing secret that will not become known. What I say to you in the dark, tell in the light, and what you hear whispered, proclaim from the housetops. Do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul; rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell. Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground unperceived by your Father. And even the hairs of your head are all counted. So do not be afraid; you are of more value than many sparrows.

"Everyone, therefore, who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge before my Father in heaven, but whoever denies me before others, I also will deny before my Father in heaven.

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace but a sword.

For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one's foes will be members of one's own household.

Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Those who find their life will lose it, and those who lose their life for my sake will find it."

Let me know if you want anything adjusted before this goes in.

Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer.

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Scripture quotations are taken from the New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition. Copyright © 2021 National Council of Churches of Christ in the United States of America. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide.