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Time is speeding up, brains are rebooting at 66, and the exit ramp is visible — but nobody’s ready to put their blinker on just yet.

This week, Queenie & TT cover:

• A fascinating new theory about brain development shifting again in your mid-60s
• Why it suddenly feels illegal to waste time after a certain age
• The Supreme Court possibly stepping into cannabis reform
• The return of What Have You Consumed Today
• A chaotic round of Could’ve Done This If Stoned
• A barking dog meltdown mid-recording (because of course)
• And this week’s Fuck It List entry:
• 👉 Apologizing for taking up space

Throw in Thanksgiving, travel plans, the Rockettes, sibling generosity, and midlife clarity… and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged yet deeply relatable episode.

✅ FULL SHOW NOTES (Long-Form)

This episode kicks off with a truth bomb: time is accelerating, and according to new research, our brains may undergo another major developmental shift around age 66. Suddenly, the urgency to stop wasting time makes a whole lot of sense.

Queenie introduces the now-iconic metaphor:

From there:

• We unpack why midlife suddenly feels different — sharper, bolder, less patient for nonsense
• The Supreme Court may be inching toward cannabis reform, and the girls react accordingly
• What Have You Consumed Today returns with blood-orange gummies and infused flower
• Could’ve Done This If Stoned delivers its usual absurd productivity satire
• A real-time dog security breach interrupts the recording
• And the emotional core of the episode lands with the Fuck It List topic of the week:

🔥 Fuck It Entry of the Week:

Apologizing for Taking Up Space

Women are exhausted from shrinking, retracting, softening, and apologizing for existing. This week’s conversation is about:

The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

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In this raw, hilarious, and brutally honest episode, Queenie & TT tackle the emotional whiplash of midlife caregiving, the chaos of aging parents, and the rage-inducing reality that patience doesn’t age like fine wine.

Queenie shares what it’s really like managing her mom’s late-night panic calls, behavioral struggles at her adult day program, and the impossible task of correcting someone who no longer processes feedback the same way. The conversation dives into compassion fatigue, caregiver burnout, role reversal, guilt, and the dark humor that becomes a survival skill when you’re the default adult in the room.

Then the episode swerves—hard—into:

• A viral therapist list on “Are you married to a boy or a man?”
• The federal government’s attempt to quietly ban hemp-derived THC products
• The infamous Michigan cannabis recall after pre-rolled joints were licked during production
• And a flawlessly unhinged game segment that proves real life is stranger than satire

Finally, the women add a crowd-sourced nuclear entry to the Midlife Fuck-It List:

Retiring from obligatory blowjobs.

No guilt. No obligation. Just choice, autonomy, and TMJ.

This episode is caregiving reality, cannabis chaos, marriage truth-telling, sexual autonomy, and midlife liberation—served with profanity, empathy, and zero performative enlightenment.

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aging parent challenges

caregiver burnout

compassion fatigue

sandwich generation stress

adult children caring for parents

caregiving humor podcast

emotional labor in marriage

signs your husband is immature

man child marriage

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THC hemp ban news

Michigan cannabis recall

weed industry scandal

midlife sexual autonomy

fuck it list after 60

women aging unapologetically

• “Why is caregiving for my mom so hard”
• “Caregiver burnout and anger”
• “When your parent acts like a child”
• “Signs you’re married to

The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

Visit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store!

Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio

Sound from Zapsplat.com, https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

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Queenie and TT log into another remote session and immediately spiral into the most relatable midlife chaos imaginable — fuzzy backgrounds, weird camera angles, pillow-height politics, and the kind of brain fog that makes you wonder why you opened your laptop in the first place. A sharp, funny episode about navigating tech, memory, and midlife womanhood with zero shame and maximum humor.

Upside Down — Full Episode Description

If you’ve ever opened Zoom and instantly questioned your lighting, your height, your camera angle, your memory, your background, and your entire existence… welcome home. In “Upside Down,” Queenie and TT dive headfirst into midlife mayhem: remote-recording fails, blurry backgrounds, elevation mysteries (those cursed pillows), and the everyday absurdities that come with being a grown-ass woman in 2025.

The episode kicks off with the Great Pillow Height Discrepancy, sending the pair into a hilarious investigation of why TT suddenly looks like she’s broadcasting from Mount Olympus while Queenie appears at sea level. From there, the duo battles tech struggles, forgotten topics, shifting backgrounds, and the type of midlife brain fog that feels universal, unavoidable, and occasionally hysterical.

What emerges is pure Closet Disco Queen energy: quick wit, warm connection, and the kind of unfiltered honesty that makes listeners feel like they’re right there in the digital trenches. Whether you’re here for the midlife humor, relate to women navigating tech problems and memory lapses, or just want a comforting, funny podcast for women over 50 — this episode hits the sweet spot.

If you love shows that mix comedy, real talk, and tiny triumphs, this one will feel like a hug… and a side-eye… wrapped in laughter.

⭐ What We Cover

• Why TT is suddenly three pillows taller — and why Queenie refuses to adjust
• The blurry background battle: tech vs. midlife women everywhere
• Relatable memory lapses and “Wait… what were we talking about?” moments
• Tech frustrations, remote-recording

The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is produced by Humble Pond Productions, LLC. If you are interested in being a guest, email us at closetdiscoqueenpotcast@gmail.com Visit Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen and leave us your five star review and comments. Thanks!

Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older

Visit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store!

Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio

Sound from Zapsplat.com, https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer