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Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast

Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast

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Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures.

Each episode features original AI-assisted music created by Humble Pond Productions, LLC alongside licensed intro and outro music.© 2026 Humble Pond Productions, LLC Social Sciences
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  • Stand Like Trees

    Stand Like Trees
    Nov 6 2026
    Drop us a line or two . . .## LONG SUMMARYIt's Halloween — and also, apparently, a Saturday wedding day, a leaf-peeping letdown, and the eve of a midterm election that has at least one of our hosts white-knuckling it. So basically: a lot going on.Queenie kicks things off trying to get the podcast's transcription software to register "TT" as two letters and not a string of tees or something far more inappropriate. Once that's sorted, we're off to the races. Queenie's heading to her niece's wedding at the Franklin Plaza in Troy — a Halloween wedding that is decidedly not a costume situation, despite Queenie's brief fantasy about sneaking in the Minkman glasses. Her husband Honey, meanwhile, is staying home to field trick-or-treaters and has been wearing the same black fleece and witch's hat for years, which somehow still works. TT's attending a pumpkin carving party with her son's friend group, possibly dressed as a butterfly, and trying to get her husband into vampire territory. Classic.The leaf peeping report is mixed. TT flew in from San Diego, looked out the window over upstate New York, and saw a lot of bare branches. Still beautiful, she notes, but not the full immersive experience. Northeast leaf peepers may need to manage their expectations.Then Queenie drops the week's first genuine wildcard: a Flipboard scroll that led her to a fully autonomous, clamp-mounted, AI-enabled, remote-controlled pleasure device for men. Two hundred dollars, rechargeable, five-star reviews, syncs to VR porn, and yes, it comes with a companion dildo so long-distance partners can share the experience in real time. The ladies are impressed, mildly horrified, and cautiously optimistic that the female-engineering pipeline will eventually deliver something comparable. No clamping confirmed, but the suction chair concept is floated.From there: the "Wait What" segment, which this week serves up a tidy little piece Queenie found via HuffPost — a rundown of things grandparents really should stop doing around their grandchildren. TT, freshly minted grandmother-to-be, is all ears. The list includes encouraging kids to keep secrets from their parents (a hard no), forcing hugs and kisses (Queenie has visceral memories of a grandfather with a bristly mustache, unfiltered cigarettes, missing teeth, and a wet face — nobody was winning there), commenting on children's bodies or weight (Queenie's granddaughter fractured her wrist being tossed around by kids making fun of her height; bodies are off-limits, full stop), speaking for grandchildren instead of letting them find their own words, and playing the "I raised three kids so I know better" card.This sparks a broader conversation about navigating the gap between how you parented and how your kids are parenting — particularly the rise of gentle parenting, which neither Queenie nor TT fully understands but which seems to involve long explanations delivered to people whose prefrontal cortexes are nowhere near online. Queenie makes the sharp observation that highly verbal kids can fool you into forgetting you're talking to a four-year-old, and that mistaking verbal sophistication for emotional or developmental maturity is its own kind of harm. The practical advice: if you think your kid is struggling, offer to take the grandkids so they can get a dinner and a massage. Slide the message in sideways.TT picks number 99 for this week's "What If" question — and it's a banger: *If you were given the opportunity to know the complete, unfiltered truth about yourself — your motivations, hypocrisies, hidden desires, the ways you've hurt people without realizing it — but you could never again believe the comforting stories you tell yourself, would you choose to know?* Both women answer almost immediately: yes. No hesitation. TT says she'd use it to cause less harm going forward and would atone where it felt right — not for her own benefit, but for the people she'd hurt. Queenie says she'd dig into all of it, then wonders aloud what the protocol is for actually doing something with that information once you have it. They agree that not everyone would choose this — some people are conflict-avoiders for whom comfort is the whole point — and that for both of them, it was basically a no-brainer. Which itself feels like information.Then: the Fuck It List. Queenie has a live, real-world entry this week. She's been working as an independent contractor with an organization that recently brought in a new manager who promptly started inserting herself into Queenie's client communications — without context, without introduction, scheduling duplicate meetings in the wrong time zones, and responding to client emails about ongoing issues without looping Queenie in. After one too many backtracking sessions at eight o'clock at night, Queenie sent a clean, professional, fluff-free email informing the organization she wouldn't be taking any new assignments. She CC'd the new manager. The new ...
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    51 mins
  • Don't Waste Your Time

    Don't Waste Your Time
    Oct 30 2026
    Drop us a line or two . . .We open in the dark at 7 a.m. California time, because TT is visiting her friend Marianne east of San Diego — and she is *living* for it. Mountains, cacti, endless sky, and a wildlife sanctuary that made her feel like she'd accidentally wandered into the actual wilderness. Queenie, tuning in from wherever it is decidedly *not* that scenic, is living vicariously and doing a decent job of it. The two bond over the shared knowledge that Southern California rain is, against all meteorological logic, more dangerous than ice. Nobody slows down. Nobody adjusts. Marianne confirmed it. Liz confirmed it. Moving on. The San Diego tour continues — Point Loma, Shelter Island, the yachts, the cantilevered houses on cliffs that made TT actively nervous just *looking* at them. Old Town gets a visit too, and TT does a quick existential inventory in front of a covered wagon that apparently made the trip from San Francisco to San Diego on one axle in three months. One woman. One axle. Three months. TT's verdict: she would not have survived frontier life, mostly because she was, in her own words, blind as a bat and would have been staggering around with a tin cup. Fair. The real highlight of the stay, though, is Marianne herself — cooking fish every night because she knew TT doesn't eat meat, making homemade pizza dough from scratch ("the best pizza I've ever had in my life"), and sharing family stories about TT's grandmother that TT had never heard. Marianne knew her as Aunt Tina. Stories about Italy, about being the oldest of nine kids, about stepping up when the great-grandfather died. The kind of family history that only surfaces in the right kitchen, at the right table, with the right person. TT is visibly moved even through the audio. Then — the news. Queenie sets it up diplomatically. TT delivers it like someone who has been sitting on the best secret and can barely contain it: she's going to be a grandmother. Her oldest son, the one she was *convinced* would never reproduce, is expecting a boy with his partner Lisa in May. TT cannot find a word other than "amazing" and she owns it completely — "I keep repeating that word, amazing, but I just can't come up with another." Queenie, who met Lisa once on the Cape and immediately clocked the rightness of the pairing, is thrilled. Honey, TT's husband, is also thrilled — he thought the family name was done for with his branch of the tree. There's a twig now. A boy twig. The name lives on. The due date is May the fourth, and both Queenie and TT are *fully* aware of what that means. Star Wars geeks, the two of them. Luke gets floated as a name — sensible, not too on the nose. Queenie pushes for Anakin. Possibly Darth. R2-D2 gets mentioned. TT draws a line at Luke with Skywalker as a middle name and then immediately clocks that a kid with that middle name is in for a lifetime of explaining himself. From there, the pod pivots to its "Wait, What?" science segment, which this week earns its name with full commitment: scientists put human poop into concrete and let it sit for 91 days. The compressive strength jumped 42%. Queenie walks through the actual science — wastewater sludge gets heated to 660–1400 degrees Fahrenheit with no oxygen (pyrolysis, not peristalsis, though TT's confusion is understandable), becomes biochar, and gets mixed into cement at different percentages. The 10% mix turned out to be the sweet spot for strength and stability. TT immediately coins the phrase "shitty roads" and this is the high point of the segment. The conversation spirals out into a genuinely enthusiastic exploration of poop-as-resource. Dog poop collection services. Septic tank trucks. The agricultural and composting uses of biosolids. The question of what happens to the sludge that *doesn't* get pyrolyzed — landfill, incineration, spreading on crops, apparently. The study of all this is called, after some collaborative Googling, *infimo* — from the Latin *fimus*, meaning agricultural manure. TT endorses the whole enterprise. "I think it's a great idea. Why not use this stuff we consider to have absolutely no value?" Exactly. Either/Or time. TT picks number 38: a toxic friendship that's endlessly entertaining, or a perfectly healthy one that's kind of boring. TT goes healthy without much deliberation — she's been in a toxic relationship and knows the word "entertaining" doesn't belong anywhere near it. Queenie wrestles with it a little more, softening "toxic" to "challenging" before admitting that at this point in life, with a shrinking social circle and a clearer sense of where time is going, she doesn't need or want that either. They land on the same side: at some point, being selective with your time and your emotional energy stops being selfishness and starts being sanity. There's more life behind them than ahead, and neither of them is wasting the good years on someone who drains the tank for sport. The Fuck It List makes its ...
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    42 mins
  • Where's Our Geritol?

    Where's Our Geritol?
    Oct 23 2026

    Drop us a line or two . . .

    Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures.
    Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store!
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    54 mins
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