Episodes

  • UNLOCKED – Only The Strong (1993)

    UNLOCKED – Only The Strong (1993)
    Jan 25 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1993 capoeria classic Only The Strong. We point out all the ways this is a right wing fantasy, how this is the only movie ABOUT capoeria, the basic yet decent plotting, the awesome...
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    59 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Commando (1985)

    UNLOCKED – Commando (1985)
    Jan 11 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on Commando, the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, and they ask and try to answer all the important questions: what’s up with that score? Does overweight Freddie Mercury want to fuck John Matrix? Was that...
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 2025 Florida Film Festival Movie Reviews

    2025 Florida Film Festival Movie Reviews
    Apr 20 2025
    Excerpted from episode 619 of Cinema Crespodiso. In this episode, Chris Crespo has spoiler free reviews of The Legend of Ochi, Somnium, Death & Taxes, Under The Burning Sun, and It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. Listen to the full episode here.
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    26 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Bloodsport (1988)

    UNLOCKED – Bloodsport (1988)
    Sep 16 2024
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on the 1988 action classic (and Donald Trump’s favorite movie), Bloodsport, so they talk about Frank Dux’s real life claims, Van Damme’s splits, Forest Whitaker’s chopstick work, Bolo Yeung’s pecs, Stan Bush’s music, and...
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Demolition Man (1993)

    UNLOCKED – Demolition Man (1993)
    Aug 16 2024
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew revisit Demolition Man, and they talk about Taco Bell, the 3 seashells, the bits of satire that work and the jokes that don’t, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, and more! Enjoy!” Originally Released October 11, 2019
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Rumble in the Bronx (1996)

    UNLOCKED – Rumble in the Bronx (1996)
    Jul 16 2024
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the Jackie Chan action classic Rumble in the Bronx! Chris tells Drew about what got cut out of the 26-minute longer Hong Kong version for American audiences, they discuss Danny trying to pimp...
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Spoiler Episode – Mandy

    UNLOCKED – Spoiler Episode – Mandy
    Jul 1 2024
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Our SPOILER-FILLED review of Mandy.” Originally Released October 6, 2018
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    29 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)

    UNLOCKED – Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)
    Jun 16 2024
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew blow up Bonwit Teller’s as they break down Die Hard With a Vengeance! What does this movie have to do with Lethal Weapon, Speed 2, and Brandon Lee? Is this the beginning of John McClane as...
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    1 hr and 40 mins