Episodes

  • So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off

    So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off
    Feb 1 2026

    The questions on everyone’s mind is. Who is Pervy Dave? Why is he called Pervy Dave?
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    33 mins
  • No fucking fighting

    No fucking fighting
    Jan 13 2026

    I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.

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    21 mins
  • There’s always one

    There’s always one
    Dec 28 2025

    Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?
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    14 mins
  • Q&A

    Q&A
    Dec 20 2025

    More venting. It’s what I do best. Oh and a Q&A

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    37 mins
  • Pain in the neck

    Pain in the neck
    Dec 2 2025

    After editing this episode, I’ve realised that I sound like Heath Ledgers Joker with a load of spit. I’m not eating I promise. I blame the dentist 🤣
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    33 mins
  • I’m back once again but for how long?

    I’m back once again but for how long?
    Nov 24 2025

    It’s been a while since I recorded the last episode of the podcast. A lot has gone on since then and I do mean a lot.

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    51 mins
  • Chef Tales the singles 3

    Chef Tales the singles 3
    Jul 17 2024
    An album dedicated to that annoying cunt Miss Piggy
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    7 mins
  • Let’s face it, it’s never coming home

    Let’s face it, it’s never coming home
    Jul 16 2024
    More Euros talk and heart ache for us English fans.
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    15 mins