• Are You Talking about Aunt Becky?
    Jun 30 2026

    In this episode, John talks about the super fun way he ended up in urgent care. Amelia has been hate-watching a series and wants to talk about it. They have a brief Marvel discussion then talk about names people use for other people (ie. "Stan," "Aunt Becky"). They briefly talk about who the better Corey was and Amelia tells her story of meeting Jonathan Brandis.

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    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    53 mins
  • Late Night Today with Chaos Magnets
    Jun 23 2026

    In this episode, Amelia gives an update on her studio space. John talks about making mac and cheese for his daughter. They question whether its "sauce" or "gravy" and marvel and the seemingly ageless Rick Springfield. Then they do a deep dive into late night talk shows and decide who is actually the best late night host.

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Don't Look for Handprints
    Jun 16 2026

    In this episode, John and Amelia talk about who you should and shouldn't call "daddy." John has strong opinions about dance and Five Below. Amelia reminisces about her theater days. They deep dive into some of the documentaries they've watched lately. Do they want to participate in communal living or do they want to be in a cult? John talks about soundtracks ruining his movie-viewing experience and Amelia tells what she learned working in a hotel.

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    50 mins
  • That's Weird, You Pervert
    Jun 9 2026

    In this episode, John and Amelia their sleep habits as well as whether or not they can sleep in public. Amelia chats about the paranormal TV shows that help her sleep. They talk about the stupid decisions they made when they were younger and are glad they lived to tell the tale and whether or not Dude Wipes deserve a place in the world

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    49 mins
  • Hide the Rice
    Jun 2 2026

    In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets.

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    44 mins
  • Onion Headaches
    May 26 2026

    In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies.

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    1 hr
  • A Possibility of Dysentery
    May 19 2026

    In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails.

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    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • My Life is a Stress Dream
    May 12 2026

    In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do you have a cool zodiac or not?

    Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook

    Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

    Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

    About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

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    1 hr and 7 mins