Episodes

  • DO YOU LIKE MY TONE
    May 24 2026

    In another rousing episode of CPP, Chelsea explores topics including but certainly not limited to ADHD, vocal tone, escape rooms, aliens, Ketamine, and the pungent odor of dog farts. Callers from every corner of the world (ie. Belgium) tune in to hear Chelsea’s renowned singing voice. La la la la la la la laaaaa.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • SOUPRISINGLY GOOD
    Apr 12 2026

    A shocking revelation shatters the CCP podverse: After all these years in the resistance, Chelsea realizes soup is actually pretty good. Some talk of The Middle Ages, chili, baked potatoes, stew, ADHD/Autism, pottery, a recurring wonderment about where excrement winds up, and a rousing finale of multiple live google searches. An absolute 1 of 1 creation as per usual.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • WALLIS ANNENBERG WILDLIFE CROSSING / TRIAGE
    Mar 7 2026

    Chelsea welcomes the delightful Beth Pratt, wildlife advocate, author, and cougar-crossing expert to the stude for a lot of dorking-out about nature with callers (in matching P-22 sweaters). Laughs and darkness abound, per usual.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • MATT, JUSTIN, AND DAN
    Feb 10 2026

    In this spirited episode, Chelsea cleans her glasses with a sock and reflects upon Heated Rivalry with a group of core callers who are interconnected. Discussion of other topics like: why boomers cannot apologize, ADHD, GLPS, Lyme disease, and honeydew melon.

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • BOTH WRONG AND RIGHT
    Dec 14 2025

    Extremely detailed crispy mushroom tutorial. The end of originality. Nicolandria salad ad. Catherine Keener comparison. Gentle emotional unraveling.

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    51 mins
  • BONVOY GAY
    Nov 11 2025

    Carey O’Donnell is back! Matching denim. A repeat surfer caller. Funfetti food test. Spa music. Multiple perspectives on a recent fecal event. Ending with a rousing musical number! Don’t miss it.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 85 FOR WHAT
    Oct 20 2025

    Chelsea and Nick discuss hats, cowbirds, Gavin Newsom, and whether slow claps should be banned forever. Also: vegan cheese, Love Island, and the general ache of being alive. A feel-good episode.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • BRINGING LYMIE BACK
    Sep 20 2025

    Justin Timberlake’s Lyme diagnosis, chamomile lemon cake discourse, grieving a cat who isn’t dead yet, a drag king inquiry, and more. Chelsea emanates love, opines on Threads teasers, and plans to do five planks but only remembers to do two.

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    1 hr and 7 mins