The crew handles a chaotic Homie Helpline for John, a "visual learner" who kept a secret female bestie saved with heart emojis for four years - and his girlfriend found out - only to be informed that his girlfriend’s request for "space" means she has officially exited the orbit of their relationship. The "studious fools" also investigate Paul Pierce’s wild claim that men are "psychologically damaging" cheaters and react to Caltrans getting immediately outsmarted by LA taggers after trying to hide freeway graffiti with ivy walls.

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Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥
🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez
🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update
😬 John calls in after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱
🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche
🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks
🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️
🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedly tracks your immigration status and location.

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Best of Brown Bag 01/26/26

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The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where they debate if Emily should apologize to her brother's rich girlfriend for secretly housing his "skittle freaky" ex, who was previously evicted for doing Only Fans in the family home. The comedy peaks as the squad roasts Vic for being an "incognito" traitor who agreed with Freddy Gibbs that Chicago has better Mexican food than LA, all while investigating the viral "vabbing" trend of using pheromones as perfume.

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The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" joke about the downfall of The Container Store, roasting the "girly pops" who spend $40 on plastic bins just to take eggs out of a carton and put them into a different, more "aesthetic" container.

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Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!?

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The crew navigates a deeply emotional Homie Helpline as they offer support to Monica, a listener struggling to care for a mother with dementia who has begun accusing her 15-year-old granddaughter of theft. The conversation balances heart and humor as the squad roasts a girl for trading her boyfriend's location for a Chipotle bowl and investigates the shocking claim that the Staples Center will be demolished after the 2028 Olympics because it was "built not to last".

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