As Kenn, Craig, and Ron officially cross into “senior citizen” territory, one thing becomes clear: the doctor’s office is starting to feel like a second home. But in true Boomers on the Edge fashion, the “Buds” can’t seem to have a normal medical visit without it turning into comedy gold.

Kenn kicks things off with an orthodontics office disaster. Thinking the kid in the chair in front of him was his son, he starts clowning around—making goofy noises, cracking jokes, even pretending to dump Tic Tacs into the poor kid’s mouth—only to be stopped cold by a horrified mom. Turns out… wrong kid. His son was one chair over. Instant legend status at the orthodontist.

Ron shares his colonoscopy follow-up, where his doctor casually mentions the chart says he has a “sensitive colon.” Ron, stunned, asks how they could possibly know that just by looking. The answer? He told them… apparently during that so-called “twilight” sedation. So much for privacy.

And Kenn wraps it up with another questionable life choice: passing the time in exam rooms by rummaging through the doctor’s cabinets—until a nurse catches him red-handed. Craig and Ron react exactly how you’d expect: equal parts shock, disbelief, and “Why would you do that?!”

It’s another round of ridiculous, relatable, and slightly chaotic stories as the Buds navigate the wild world of modern healthcare—Boomer style.

Funny, awkward, and a little bit nut's… just another day on Boomers on the Edge.

• Adult humor.
• Boomer rating: Under the Edge.

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Kenn, Craig, and Ron take listeners on a wild ride to topless beaches around the world, sharing unforgettable travel stories filled with questionable decisions and classic Boomer antics.

Kenn kicks things off with a hilarious tale from Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic. While chaperoning a high school class trip, one overly enthusiastic dad feels compelled to “educate” the other fathers by sharing photos from his previous visit—helpfully confirming that the beaches are, in fact, topless. Excitement builds among the dads… until Kenn samples the local food and is struck down by Montezuma’s Revenge. Instead of beachside views, Kenn spends his days confined to a hotel bathroom, relying solely on his imagination—and joking that maybe God was punishing him for his sinful thoughts.

Craig adds a dose of reality, observing that beach expectations don’t always align with reality, and that not everyone strolling the sand looks like a swimsuit model.

Ron closes with a story that truly delivers: his legendary Australian dream topless beach adventure. On a sales award trip to Cairns, Ron and 75 fellow sales winners descend upon the beaches, where beautiful women and zero self-control create total chaos. As Ron describes, it was like “throwing a piece of meat into a tank full of piranhas.”

The nonstop running around in pursuit of topless sights leaves Ron with a brutal sunburn across his back—thanks to the notorious hole in the ozone layer at the time. Like Kenn, Ron concludes that divine punishment may have been at play.

Legendary - Unbelievable - Hilarious.

Another unforgettable tale from Boomers on the Edge.

• Adult themes and language.
• Boomer rating: Over the Edge.

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Guest host Randy delivers another Boomers on the Edge classic, sharing a wild story from the early 1980s when he and his friend Herm worked as busboys at a restaurant with a very unusual past—a former funeral home. The setting alone sets the mood, with old “viewing rooms” transformed into elegant dining rooms, each with its own fancy name.

When a rodent is spotted scurrying through the main dining room, management quietly dispatches Randy and Herm on a top-secret mission: locate the mouse, eliminate the problem, and—most importantly—do it without alarming the guests.

What follows is a chaotic, laugh-out-loud chase that turns into pure Boomers on the Edge mayhem. A classic episode packed with nostalgia, comedy, and just the right amount of disaster.

• Adult language.
• Boomer rating: Under the Edge.

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