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In this emotionally charged and hilariously unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi announce a major shift for the show while doing what they do best—venting about the everyday annoyances that drive them insane. As they explain why this is the final free YouTube episode and move fully to Patreon, the conversation turns into a surprisingly heartfelt reflection on loyalty, creative burnout, and keeping something alive simply because it's fun. Along the way, they unleash classic "bones" about Zoom meetings, performative parents at kids' sports games, customer service accents, and the strange social pressure not to laugh at dumb-but-funny things.

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In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of "flu" and "shooting something." What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child with frightening plumbing capabilities, and the emotional rollercoaster of being furious while oddly impressed. From tree-trunk poops to towel shortages, the episode leans fully into the absurd realities of parenting. The conversation then pivots to Mike's long-simmering rage over upselling—especially gym trainers who ambush you mid-treadmill and timeshare salespeople who will not accept reality.

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The Bonefathers spiral from sports trash talk into a surprisingly intense debate about travel math, airport lounges, and whether flying to D.C. is actually faster than driving. Once the bones start flying, nothing is safe—back-scratching etiquette, shirtless guys at freezing football games, Starbucks addiction culture, misspelled names on coffee cups, toothpaste betrayal, and the psychological profile of people who look like they might whisper "secret racism" in your ear. It's fast, loose, brutally honest, and packed with classic Kelly rage and Virzi logic gymnastics.

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