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If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background.

Anyway he's finally gone and did a typical summer season swan song performance from an Opportunity Knocks failure at PMQ's where he defended the equally shit Brigitte Philipson with vigour after Bad Badenoch put the pair of them on the canvas.

Nigel gets bazookered on here and it's regretted a bit from me as it seems he got savaged by every journalist, left right and indeed centre all this week with his staggered press conference for fascist June or whatever it is.

Do please enjoy and tell your dreadful friends about it as well.

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Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party.

The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sent the grim reaper to his door dressed as a pantomime horse or something. However Burnham won and everyone in the Labour Party are sucking up to him to death like it was snake poison inside their child. I'm not good at similies.

Anyway Starmer, Farage, Tice, Dorries, Pochin and many others get a special by election bazookering. Kemi gets spared due to an unexpectedly good night from the golf club bores in the Conservative Party. I'll let Dorries off because she's such a risible woman that in a different life would have been an active member of the Manson family.

Yes world news and we do a bit of Trump and really mutually advantageous Iranian (he says ironically) deals but it's mainly by election satire on a great Bazookaaah day!!

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It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth.

Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his equally talent free, humourless, charisma bypass friends on the front bench.

Trump and his friends get a grilling with this promise of Iran action, is anyone listening to him anymore. But he won a landslide at the previous election despite the fact that the Democrats rigged it, anyway this all happened because the president himself said so.

Let's hope he lasts as long as an Iranian sports visa.

Right listen in and pass it on folks

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We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it.

Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of course 'bald' humour. Of course Farage gets a bazookering and there's nods to Fabricant, Ferigno and Bixby from Hulk fame.

Gibbons and Kenyan from Reform, Phillipson from Friends of Isreal and a supply teacher woman from The Greens and of course Robinson from very good Friends of Israel get a mockings and Ovett and Coe, Batman alongside Mel and Sue and Vorderman are all part of this week's plot.

Have a listen and tell your terrible friends to as well.

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Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!!

JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis.

The Tories are getting shot at but frankly the words fish in a barrel spring to mind these days, it's like trying to empty the blind box hitting those arrogant golf club bores these days.

Of course there's increasing satire when it comes to the Makerfield by election. more of that next week and the week after. Kenyon who gets bazzokered is very much comedy gold, the daft Rugby League loving, women hating, obsessed with driving directions buffoon. He's been sent from heaven. Unfortunately he'll be back in oblivion next month!

Crack on, have a listen, there's loads of swearing in it and there's mentions of Les Dawson, Don Revie and The Hillman Imp!!

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Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough.

More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other folk from that part of the spectrum including Grimes who inspired me to tell one of my favourite jokes where someone rings ball to ball to ball to ball ball bearings, do you know it?

Trooping the Raise Of The Colours and of course this ludicrous government that genuinely think they're popular, someone really needs to tell them!!

Alton Towers, Christy Moore, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Maya Fortstata and Basingstoke Railway station all get nods. This ones a classic you must like and share and you must get in touch!!

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Grimes, Tice, Farage and the bloke who called it UKIP instead of Reform take a bow you've had a great night.

The PM faced the music and 'got the message' as did Steve Reed who said that it's clear that the electorate wants us to carry change out quicker. Get owa yourself son!!

Lammy talked about musical chairs and Green have disappeared somewhat since the smears however Hackney Marshes is now Green thanks to victory from a Oxfam looking woman called Zoe.

Don't worry it's Trump free this week due to the council shenanigans. Counting has just started in the Scotland and Welsh elections and Labour are expected to get their arse handed to them on a Wetherspoons plate there too. Plaid and SNP are helping to heap the pain on the metropolitan twats.

Enjoy!!

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Starmer still hanging on and that's our front page headlines. It ebbs and flows and the front bench get a Bazookering.

Story number 2 though is a big diatribe when it comes to Daily Express and their misleading headlines and they didn't disappoint this week with their 'Staggering 7 Million Immigrants Coming To Britain'. Time for a famous Northern Ireland Hong Kong story, you can hear it about 15 minutes in.

Trump and Charles met up and the highlights of the dinner are Bazookered. Some roast, ours was more of a barbecue of the pair of them.

Finally though it's our big story and it's Malcolm Offord and his Jungle Book party piece saying that everyone in Scotland wishing they were him.

This is a real good one. Pass it on!!

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