🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company, cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away!

☀️ A. & J. recap their scorching hot adventure to the PNW, where the temperatures were high, the sunscreen was working overtime, and the only things keeping them alive were 🍺 cold craft beer and 🥃 ice-cold tequila.

✈️😳 J. also shares the story of a full-blown Karen meltdown during deplaning that nearly had her ready to throw the Karen down in the aisle. Some people really should stay home and avoid commercial aviation altogether.

And because one trip isn't enough, J. is already counting down the days until Fort Worth, for the Rush concert, breweries, beer gardens, honky-tonks, and a 🍔 Twin Peaks lunch stop all mapped out (.)(.) 🤠 Let's just say poor decisions and great stories are definitely on the itinerary. 🎸

👙🍻 Grab a beer, slip into your bikini (or don't), and join us for another round of laughs, travel stories, and the kind of conversations that are always better after a couple of drinks. 😎🥃🎙️

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆

This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round?

😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting, and rodeo 🤠. They have some thoughts... and let's just say she's not exactly staying quiet about it.

J. also gushes over her newest favorite Texas Instagram obsession, Baty Ranch Beef 🐂 and Granny's down-home cooking 🍳🥧. That sparks a trip down memory lane as she talks about growing up with home-cooked Southern meals.

And with Father's Day 👨 coming up, the conversation turns to their dads—the good, the bad, and the absolutely hilarious 😂. From childhood memories and life lessons to stories that probably shouldn't be told in public, it's a heartfelt and laugh-filled look back at the fathers who helped shape them.

Grab a cold craft beer, kick back, and join the fun for another episode of Beer & Bikini!

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m.

To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done.

Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. 😏

Also on this episode:

🔥 Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?!

💸 Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions...

👙 Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts?

💩 What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer?

😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question?

Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for.

#TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLife #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻