Episodes

  • Episode 27: Vampire Crawlers Tier, Video Capture Cards, and a Lotta Gaming News
    Jun 25 2026

    Here we are again! Gaming time with the boys. Andrew plays a whole slew of games, including Mina the Hollower and Tunic, while Matthew...slacks. Time for another Tier Ranking, this time is about the cards, of Vampire Crawlers that is.
    Do you like news? Cause we got a whole lot for you. Tune in and get learnt.

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • Episode 26: Sequels and Cinnamon
    Jun 10 2026

    Join up on another episode and get right into the Hot Tamale challenge, just as promised. Andrew brings the Doom, Matt brings some Alters. It's a surprise attack Boss Battle as both hosts get quizzed on video game sequels. We find out there's no cheat sneaking in KCD2, but Nintendo can when it comes to release dates. They both lament the death of Jeeves. Matt doesn't know if any gaming will be in his near future, but a PBS tote back just might.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Almost Gamers Episode 25: Quick Match
    May 23 2026

    Bonjour and Konnichiwa! Thy gang is back in the home studio and they only had time for a quick (relatively) adventure. Matt finally dives into Crimson Desert and he has notes. Andy engages with some Vampire Crawlers. Matt gets a lot of games and developers confused, but gets some info right, so it's par for the course. Andrew brings the usual news about AI and adaptations, but throws in some coffins to change it up.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Episode 24: Airships and Magic Sticks
    Apr 30 2026

    The party is back with a brand new look and a temporary save point. From there they set forth on...not very many quests. Luckily the Boss Battle is mighty. The duo try their best to sell you various vehicles from video games. Matt really gets into the technical labyrinth that is USB tech with a return to The Emporium. Some news is fun, some is sad, but it is almost accurate as always. The Future leads into many tangents as always, so be sure to stick around.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Episode 23: Unhinged Gameplay
    Apr 8 2026

    Brace yourselves, this ride may go off the rails a bit. Eventually, Matt talks a little about playing some modded Fall Out New Vegas, and a little game called Brotato. Andrew finishes up Diablo 2 and a little game called Minishoot' Adventures.

    Enter the Boss Battle, and enjoy a Borderlands Vault Hunter Tier ranking. Will your picks line up with the duo's? Probably definitely not. But it'll be fun, they promise.

    Then it's back to God of TV: the war of casting. Some sad news, some silly news, and of course some AI news.

    Listen in and see if they make it to the end of this episode, or if this was too much of a quest for them both.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Episode 22: The Saga Continues
    Mar 22 2026

    The boys are back and ready for more adventures! It's been a while since the party was assembled, so there's a lot of catching up to do. Matt gives an in depth look at The Outer Worlds 2 while Andy...digs a hole. They hop back into the Emporium to get historical about video game consoles. Then they talk about Xbox blunders, frickin laser beams, and almost give news about the God Of War show.
    You know you missed them, come and say hi.

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • Episode Twenty One: The Final Boss
    Jan 13 2026

    Join us for the exciting season finale. The adventure begins yet again in Hades. Matt somehow braves through (some of) Wu Chang Fallen Feathers, but his nerves give out. Andy grabs armor and a cape and starts Doom Dark Ages, but still has time to finish his Mine Craft castle. For the main event, they discuss The Game Awards. But not the awards themselves, the true winners are the trailers. AI is back in the news while the party laments needing to re-cap TV shows. They end the year with Quests for the New Year.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Episode Twenty: Gathering For Battle
    Dec 28 2025

    Join us as the party gathers 'round to give thanks. Matt and Andrew are plenty thankful for Hades II as they dive pretty deep into this GOTY contender. Matt finally boards the Monster Train, and they both find their own Vampire Survivors clones. This Boss Battle is a blind top ten pick: RPGs for The Doc, FPS for The Andman. The debate gets hot. Somehow, GTA is still in the news, but so is Mick Gordon, so all is well. Future quests are a bit light, but the party is about to take on The Game Awards, so a rest at camp is needed.

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    2 hrs and 2 mins