Episodes

  • SPORTS 101
    Nov 2 2023

    GEAR UP, NON-SPORTS FANS! Today we are getting an education in football, and sports in general tbh. It's Michael's time to shine, as I ask him my six most pressing non-stupid, stupid questions about the sport that he loves just a little bit more than me. SO GRAB YOUR FIVE STAR NOTEBOOKS, LISTENERS! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN! Plus: FAB update, a sad as hell trick-or-treat, and a Daily Dance that will have you praising the lord and shaking what she gave you. GOOOO TEAM!!

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    37 mins
  • AMERICA HAS A (wax lips) PROBLEM
    Oct 25 2023

    With Halloween on the horizon, you would think we would want to be extra *sweet*. But instead, we are getting SOUR AND SALTY about the worst things you can get in your trick-or-treating bag (which was a pillowcase, if you were hardcore).  So get ready for a WHOPPER of an episode, where you will laugh and SNICKER...and a daily dance that will have you RAISIN the roof. LOVE YA GHOULIES!!!!!

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    38 mins
  • "Chicken Run" Ran so Sprouted Potatoes Could Fly
    Oct 18 2023

    Confused by this title? ME TOO! It's another chaotic episode for my little ghouls and gays!! We are counting down "10 Things That Are Scary But Shouldn't Be", and as usual, I overshare about my worst fears that possibly only I have and should discuss with a medical professional. PLUS: A Daily Dance that's HEATING UP the Fall. LET'S GET SPOOKY (but not too spooky, I'm already scared). LOVE YA!

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    37 mins
  • 00s Songs That Make My Stomach FLIP
    Oct 11 2023

    You ever hear the first few notes of a song and it sends your stomach into Simone Biles-level FLIPS?! I HAVE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS ABOUT! Songs from the 2000s that make my stomach do a flip- for good reasons, bad reasons, and very embarrassing ones. You'll just have to listen to find out which is which! PLUS:  a daily dance that has me feeling deeply millennial, and a 5 STAR HYPE UP SERENADE!! LOVE YA!

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    33 mins
  • Culture Catchup & Seemingly Ranch
    Oct 4 2023

    We are back from Europe and THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING (The girls being myself and Michael). We do a pop culture catch up with the top stories from the last few weeks- which mainly turns into us talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, which gets Michael more fired up than I have ever seen in MY LIFE. It's PSYCHOTIC and a MUST HEAR! ...also a WiLd daily dance and..I LOVE YOU! 

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    44 mins
  • Travel B*TCH!
    Sep 13 2023

    HELLO FELLOW TRAVELERS, TODAY WE ARE COMPLAINING! We are counting down our Top Five Travel Icks, some of which are justified, and some that are just unhinged. PLUS, our dog Maple decides to make a little audio cameo, and we have a daily dance of the week that will have you MAD AS HELL at George W. Bush. Enjoy my sweet listeners!! 

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    31 mins
  • 00s School Supplies We Were Jealous Of
    Aug 30 2023

    Do you hear that? It's the sound of a rusty crusty old school bus coming down your street, telling you that the school year has STARTED! We're taking a trip down memory lane to our own school years, reminiscing on the school supplies that had us green with envy-or whatever green came in the sad little box of 12. PLUS- Oppenheimer-I barely know her-! and a sassy little daily dance of the week. Enjoy my pupils!!! 

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    37 mins
  • WE'RE BACK, BABY!
    Aug 25 2023

    Well, well, well...would you look who it is. The girl who is now on Lexapro and ready to podcast again!!! After a two month break, we are back and less anxious than ever! A LOT has happened this summer in the pop culture world, and my insides were literally going to explode if I couldn't talk about it all.  The Eras Tour! Karlie Kloss AT the Eras Tour! The Barbie Movie! The Summer I Turned Pretty! Timothee Chalamet! RHONY! SPORTS! WE'VE GOT IT ALL THIS EPISODE! Enjoy my sweet angels.

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    43 mins