What’s wrong with a little back alley dealing? Playing for keeps becomes really risky for our dutiful employees when what’s being wagered are body parts and Life Force.

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Grossness: 0:51 till the end

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Time ticks quickly while our dutiful employees strategize a rescue mission into the Back Alley. Elsewhere, Wick and Gabby plan a romantic getaway together.

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Beam’s gotten wrapped up with some shady business. It is time for our dutiful employees to step up, drive up, and throw hands.

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Wick’s missing, but who cares? Our dutiful employees bus to the beach for sign-ups to the Big Pod Race, meanwhile Clint is held up by his concern for Beam.

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With everyone sleeping, Clint went a-creeping, slenderly plotting, and inwardly screaming. What is the meaning of all of this scheming while our dutiful employees lay tucked in bed, dreaming?

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It’s time for gambling and conmen as our dutiful employees sit down for a game of Liars Dice!

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Here for their friend’s funeral, will temptations prove too strong for our dutiful employees in this home of crabs, Craps, and carnal desires?

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The train stops to barter with a caravan in the middle of nowhere and Clint invites everyone to take part! It doesn’t take long, however, for our dutiful employees to uncover a dark secret behind the storefront.

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Train to Crabadice City Lyrics:

Down by the beach, I watched you in the pod race

When you smiled, I just wanted to say

Will you still be my friend, by the time we reach the next stop

Cause this track keeps going, and I don’t wanna get off

In the Summer, on the train to Crabadice city

In the summer, we’re gonna gamble and have fun

There’s a pool here, and a bunch of sentient crustaceans

Wish I could stay there, and get in all kinds of crazy situations

In crabadice

I'm the train to Crabadice city

In crabadice

On the train to Crabadice

...City

900 years, in service of circle (across the land)

I got news for you my friend, it ain’t a miracle (it was the hand)

We Employers have brought this gift, from us to you. (from us to you)

Provided you pay, every single chip that you’re due

In the Summer, on the train to crabadice city

Doing business, making a buck and making a change

They’re all helpless , But I’ll show them in the right direction

This is my true test without a leader it’s just natural selection

On my way to Crabadice

I'm on the train to Crabadice city

On my way to Crabadice

I'm on the train to Crabadice city

On my way to Crabadice

I'm on the train to Crabadice city

On my way to Crabadice

I’m On my way to Crabadice city