THE SOLO CUP has arrived. With Ripley Scott currently serving a short sentence at the KX-113 Interdimensional Detention Complex for an absolutely irresponsible amount of docking tickets, parking violations, and restricted wormhole tolls, Joeba Fett finds himself unsupervised aboard The Black Swirl. In the very first edition of The Solo Cup, Joeba digs through years of listener hails, answering Dimension Hopper questions ranging from favorite Blink songs and sci-fi movies to cryptids, conspiracies, shipboard disasters, and a few questions that probably should have remained classified. Then Joeba debuts a brand-new recurring segment:

🚨 EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL TIMES 🚨

From congressional UAP investigations and Pentagon file releases to The Age of Disclosure, Disclosure Day, Jake Barber's Sentinels of Ether, and the increasingly bizarre world of modern disclosure, Joeba attempts to make sense of one of the strangest conversations currently happening on Earth. Meanwhile, Zero continues documenting evidence that Ripley's imprisonment may not be entirely accidental. As The Black Swirl approaches the detention facility, Ripley finally learns the truth behind years of citations issued solely in his name…and that Joeba might be to blame. Imagine that.

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No detention facilities were bribed during the production of this episode. Any resemblance between actual criminal negligence, citation fraud, or administrative misconduct is purely coincidental and currently under appeal.

🎵 OUTRO MUSIC

Stop.Drop.Rewind — “Space Force Theme Song”