Notable quotes for episode 9:

• "I Haven't seen you rifutre it out yet and you have not been successful in your life at all."

• "I don't like that things happen when they're bad."

• ""I'm turning 55 this weekend! 55 is the new 35!" (Not in Kentucky, apparently)

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Edward fixed a fence. Ashia is on the verge of menopause. Paula and Thomas fight about more tiny stuffs.

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Marissa wants Edward to be the "family appropriate version" of himself; Debbie describes her very problematic exchange with Mido as a "bad day"; SHUT UP AND MEDITATE.

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Paula cooks breakfast with beef tallow in a gas mask; Mido shows his dark side; Rashit is still sitting on Brandy's tailgate.

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Soooo..... everyone is.... much blanco here....??
F**K BRANDY.

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The return of the pillow wall, this time, on American soil.

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Gluten beef tallow cake, anyone?

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I don't like this penis, it's bad smell.

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