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30, Dirty & Dying

30, Dirty & Dying

By: Clarissa and Kourtney
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Did anyone else expect to be 30, flirty, and thriving at the big 3-0? So did Clarissa and Kourtney, longtime friends and the hosts of the millennial podcast tackling life, death, and just getting through each day. From our cringe early social media posts and all things 90s/2000s millennial nostalgia to current feelings on getting older and mental health struggles, we’re getting real about what it’s like for us on this side of 30. And trying to have a good time along the way.

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CK Productions 2022
Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Aging Millennials Play Concentration 64!
    Jun 25 2026

    No repeats ... some hesitations!

    This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are bringing a playground favorite to the 2020s ... Concentration 64! Millennial chaos is in session as your cohosts try to keep the rhythm of nostalgia going with categories from movies and music to 90s/2000s snacks and SpongeBob references. And we're kicking it off with a trip Back in Time to make the ultimate mixtape of 90s love songs.

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional, medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should content be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Any outside content is used in a transformative and commentary manner in line with Fair Use. Much of the exchange in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    44 mins
  • The Return of Judging Books by their Covers
    Jun 18 2026

    It's time for some classic literature podcasting.

    This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are bringing a favorite game back to the 30, Dirty & Dying airwaves: Judging Books by their Covers! Each of your cohosts will take turns trading books and using only what's on the cover to speculate about what could be inside. Get ready for unhinged vampire love stories, sentient furniture smut, roadside ghost stories and more. And on a special bookish edition of Back in Time, it's a countdown of the best books from the 2020s!

    Content Warning: Spoilers ahead. Due to the books used for this episode, there is brief discussion about violence, murder, abuse, sexual themes, and mental health. Please be aware of triggering content before listening. This episode is not sponsored and mention of a book in podcast discussion is not and should not be considered an endorsement.

    Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not professional or otherwise medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice of any kind and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Any information discussed is often opinion or banter and not necessarily non-biased, factual or academically sourced The views expressed are not associated with or intended to reflect poorly or otherwise on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, often comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Let Us Deinfluence You: Real Life in our 30s
    Jun 11 2026

    Guess who is back.....

    Kourtney and Clarissa have emerged from their hiatus for a new season of 30, Dirty & Dying. The millennial midlife crisis hit us hard in 2026, but we've returned and we're getting back to the basics of what this podcast is all about: Getting real about life as a couple of 30-somethings and enjoying the little things, like good friends, nostalgic playlists, and avocado toast.

    We're kicking off our return with some Mini Millennial Music Trivia from the year 2000 for Back in Time. Then, we're spending some time deinfluencing you from the pressures of social media with stories from our real lives. Financial struggles, therapy sessions, pet care, vacations full of highlights and disappointments, and the woes of living through unprecedented days are all up for discussion on this brand new episode. Welcome back!

    DISCLAIMER: This is an entertainment podcast not associated in any way with any musicians, songs, or recording personnel related to the songs discussed in this episode. No ownership, monetary compensation, or other benefit is being gained through the mention of these songs, and the brief playing of edited clips is done for the purposes of commentary, education, and review, in line with Fair Use. None of the opinions expressed by cohosts in this episode should be taken as the opinions as any other person, business, entity, or group nor are any sentiments professional, legal, medical, or psychological advice. This episode is purely for entertainment purposes. Its content should be taken as fact or accusation of any kind. Please enjoy in context.

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    46 mins
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