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2 Phat Asses

2 Phat Asses

By: Linnea Lions and Maria
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Summary

Welcome to 2 Phat Asses Podcast. Where two loud, proud Leo women, who are deep souls, and manifested alchemists navigate life like the black sheep we are proud to be, foolishly, yet profoundly. Hosted by Linnea Lions and Maria, we get into everything: raw conversations, unhinged life advice, and the magic of honoring your greatness (even when life's a mess). Think of us as your slightly reckless but deeply wise internet besties, here to hype you up, make you laugh, and maybe even drop some accidental wisdom. Come for the asses, stay for the chaos and the insight and let's manifest some joy!Linnea Lions and Maria Social Sciences
Episodes
  • The Audacity of 90 Day...Y'all Tryin to Get Married??
    Apr 11 2026

    Before the 90 Day...What the Helly?!?!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Scorpio...The Pumpkin Spice of Astrology??
    Nov 9 2025

    Summary


    In this episode of the 2 Phat Asses podcast, the hosts reflect on their experiences in October, discussing the chaotic energy of the month and the transition into November. They delve into the themes of fall, including the commercialization of pumpkin spice and the cozy vibes of the season. The conversation shifts to astrology, exploring the implications of November's transits and the collective energies at play. The hosts also critique consumerism during the holiday season, emphasizing the importance of meaningful connections over material gifts. They conclude with insights on emotional healing and the need for spiritual growth in the face of technological advancements and societal changes.



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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Is it D4vd or David? Scorpio Shi...
    Sep 24 2025

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    In this episode of the Two Fat Asses Podcast, the hosts delve into the tragic case of David Burke and Celeste Hernandez, exploring the background of both individuals, the discovery of Celeste's remains, and the implications of their relationship. They also discuss astrological insights related to the case, the dark themes present in David's music, and the cultural perspectives on age and relationships. The conversation highlights the importance of parental guidance and the societal issues surrounding celebrity and victimhood, ultimately calling for justice and awareness.



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    29 mins
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