Episodes

  • Episode 38: Sylvaneth, Part 1
    Jun 25 2026

    Take a deep breath, feel the crisp chill of the forest air, press your toes into the soil, and know that you are in the domain of Ghyran's own stalwart protectors. Sylvaneth sprout in the orbit this week, and they're bringing music!

    Hiding a surprisingly alien mind beneath those bark-covered exteriors, the children of Alarielle are as diverse as they are committed to their noble cause.

    Spirit songs, soul pods, the Grinch, and giants who bring winter. All this and more in Episode 38: Sylvaneth, Part 1!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 37: Ossiarch Bonereapers, Pt2
    Jun 11 2026

    You've heard the broad strokes of these bone folks, now delight in all the ghastly details! Ossiarch Legions abound!

    From the tough and mysterious Petrifex Elite to the downright bastardly Stalliarch Lords, we talk our way through more bones than you can shake a stick at!

    Fossil constructs, horse hell, maybe an incarnation of time(?), and the greatest general of the Mortal Realms. All this and more in Episode 37: Ossiarch Bonereapers, Part 2!

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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Bonus: Bugman's Brewery Travelogue!
    May 28 2026

    A bit of a departure today as we share some deets from Darien's recent vaycay to the land of James Workshop! Nagash will have to wait, we've got dwarf beer to discuss!

    One part Warhammer World log, one part lore regarding everyone's favorite old world brewmaster, we hope y'all enjoy this (slightly shorter, less focused) episode while we gear back up to our normal scheduled releases!

    Tri-meat burgers, huge two-story displays, goblin raids, and more discussion of Arendelle than you'd expect. All this and more in Bonus: Bugman's Brewery Travelogue!

    Note: If you're not familiar, we have an instagram were we often post visual accompaniment for our episodes. This one specifically is going to be chock full of Darien's travel photos so I highly recommend it as a companion to this ep!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 36: Ossiarch Bonereapers, Pt1
    May 14 2026

    Spooky Scary Skeletons arrive in your podcasting device this week, and they want your bones!

    The myriad Ossiarch legions march forth to gather the tithe, just one step in the all-important plan to erect Nagash's glorious Necrotopia! But simple mindless puppets won't do for the god of death's ultimate scheme, so through art and culture the horrible machinery of death grinds ever forward.

    Skeleton taxes, bone chess, Yossification, and all the horrifying implications of systems. All this and more in Episode 36: Ossiarch Bonereapers, Part 1!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Bonus: Just This Once, A 40k Podcast!
    Apr 30 2026

    We issued the challenge and y'all delivered!

    Having surpassed 40,000 total downloads (actually about 55,000 at time of upload, nothing but thanks to all of you) our long-teased 40k episode has arrived! Darien takes the helm on research for this one and we've got just the thinnest possible sampler platter for y'all to enjoy.

    Psychic Lizards, Killer Clowns, Three out of Four Chaos Gods Emerging on Earth?!?!? and Lots and Lots of Terrible Monsters. All this and more in our first Bonus episode, Just This Once, A 40k Podcast!

    Once again thank you all so much for your listenership, never in our wildest dreams did we think we'd ever reach so many people when we started. Cheers to you all!

    (Disclaimers: We crammed all of 40k into one episode so there's going to be lots wrong. We also squeezed the recording on this one in late at night so we're a bit scattered. We tried to have fun with it, so I hope y'all can enjoy a lighter, sillier episode.)

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Episode 35: Cities of Sigmar, Part 3
    Apr 16 2026

    The thrilling conclusion to our three-part exploration of humanity's bastions against chaos, in this episode we profile the famous faces of Cities (as well as cover the new stuff we saw at Adepticon!)

    From brand new mages at the top of their class to the oldest possible priests, the big names of Cities have these two podcast hosts eager for more.

    Adepticon minis, wizards and priests, and Two. Different. Big Names and their Cats! All this and more in Episode 35: Cities of Sigmar, Part 3!

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Episode 34: Cities of Sigmar, Part 2
    Apr 2 2026

    You've heard about the wide swathes, now lets deep dive into what each of these titular cities are actually like!

    A culinary tour of our biggest cities across 7 of the 8 realms (Azyrheim doesn't count), from the towering tree line of The Living City to the spooky streets of Lethis.

    Wizard spires, reeducation crystals, Dalton correcting himself on how Hammerhal is said at the beginning of the episode and proceeding to say it wrong every subsequent time anyways, all this and much more in Episode 24: Cities of Sigmar, Part 2!

    --Programing Note: Our next episode about famous faces will also be including a discussion of the new stuff revealed at Adepticon! So if you're excited to learn about cogforts, valiants, or grenadiers be sure not to miss it!--

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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • Episode 33: Cities of Sigmar, Part 1
    Mar 19 2026

    It's finally time!

    Dawn breaks on the horizon as the new bulwark of civilization makes its mark. The Cities of Sigmar are thin points of light in the darkness, rivets in the wall separating chaos from the world.

    The first of 3 (!) episodes, this one delves into the broad strokes of Cities structure, history, and organization.

    The history of founding cities, military recruitment politics, a lot of geeking out over manuscript illustration creatures, and hints at what's to come. All this and more in Episode 33: Cities of Sigmar, Part 1!

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    1 hr and 27 mins