When the Moon Hits Your Eye cover art

When the Moon Hits Your Eye

 Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

When the Moon Hits Your Eye

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £25.99

Buy Now for £25.99

LIMITED TIME OFFER | £0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Premium Plus auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Terms apply.

About this listen

New York Times bestseller John Scalzi flies you to the moon with his most fantastic tale to date: When the Moon Hits Your Eye

The moon has turned into cheese.

Now humanity has to deal with it.

For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.

Astronauts and billionaires, comedians and bank executives, professors and presidents, teenagers and terminal patients at the end of their lives -- over the length of an entire lunar cycle, each get their moment in the moonlight. To panic, to plan, to wonder and to pray, to laugh and to grieve. All in a kaleidoscopic novel that goes all the places you’d expect, and then to so many places you wouldn’t.

It’s a wild moonage daydream. Ride this rocket.

©2025 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible, Inc. Adventure Editors Select Humorous Science Fiction Witty Feel-Good

Listeners also enjoyed...

 The President's Brain Is Missing cover art
The Kaiju Preservation Society cover art
The Android's Dream cover art
Agent to the Stars cover art
Starter Villain cover art
Little Fuzzy cover art
Lock In (Narrated by Wil Wheaton) cover art
Flybot cover art
Slow Time Between the Stars cover art
That's Not Right cover art
Redshirts cover art
The Collapsing Empire cover art
Dogs of War cover art
Rip-Off! cover art
Love, Death + Robots: The Official Anthology: Volume One cover art
The Calculating Stars cover art

Editorial Review

Listen to the moon and back
Between conference calls and car-pool pickups, my days are more chaotic than ever—and there is absolutely nothing that allows me to escape my daily life as entertainingly as a new John Scalzi audiobook. The thoughtful blend of humour and heart had me laughing out loud and smiling from ear to ear, from start to finish. The unique combination of Scalzi’s brilliant and witty storytelling and Wil Wheaton’s incredible narration is science fiction at its finest. Whether you’ve ever wondered how you’d react if the moon turned into cheese or not, this production will entertain, delight and inspire you. —Esther B., Audible Editor

All stars
Most relevant
I really enjoyed the frankly silly concept, and was pleasantly surprised to see just how many hours of story I was getting. I did have to adjust my listening style somewhat to account for the many different characters and almost short story approach to new chapters but once I was in the groove it was all good. The ending was somewhat predictable but it made me laugh, and really, how else could you tie things in a bow?
As a narrator, Will Wheaton is as Will Wheaton does, as always. I enjoyed the performance. The volume was a little annoying as regular speech just sits in between 2 volume settings which are too quiet, or too loud. especially when Will wants to emphasize something and talks really quickly and loudly. He's like an excitable puppy and if you can cope with that, you'll enjoy it just fine.
All in all, another great story. Loads of fun. I'd absolutely recommend it!

Great Fun

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
What if the moon turned to cheese? Through interwoven stories this book explores that. Entertaining, funny, thought provoking. I don't want to give too much away but since finishing it I've been thinking "oh hang on THAT means....." and seeing lots of sides to it that I didn't pick up when listening.

Interesting exploration of "what if"

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
I love a light-hearted sci-fi, and this one doesn’t disappoint. The structure of the book works beautifully for the story, and Wil Wheaton is, as always, perfect for Scalzi’s work.

Loved it

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
I was kinda startled when this turned up and was a full 10-hour plus novel rather than a novella - the premise seemed unlikely to support a full novel. It did, and is both funny and clever (and even moving). Nonetheless I ended up feeling a little unsatisfied: it's told as a long series of vignettes with different protagonists, so you stay with people just enough to start really caring about them and then they're gone. Scalzi groups this novel conceptually with Starter Villain and the Kaiju Preservation Society; I'd say the latter is the best of the three, in that case. Wil Wheaton does his usual job. I like his performances on the whole, though they get a bit samey and his accents (especially his "British" accent) have to be accepted with humour. Overall I really enjoyed it, I recommend it, but I can't give it the full five stars.

Very funny, great characters but not wholly satisfying

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Another cracker (yup, with cheese) from John. When the chair hit his face, I woke the house with my laughing!

Cheddar - has to be

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
See more reviews