Utere Nihil Non Extra Quiritationem Suis
A METAtropolis Story
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Narrated by:
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Alessandro Juliani
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By:
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John Scalzi
About this listen
The only thing Benji lacks more than ambition is luck. And his new job has to be the lowest of the low. But something is stirring in the zero-footprint economy of New St. Louis. And Benji’s about to find himself chin deep in the muck!
This story was originally published in the Hugo Award-nominated METAtropolis.
©2008 John Scalzi (P)2014 Audible Inc.I loved it.
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