Two Dirty Santas

Baes of Christmas

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Two Dirty Santas

By: Sherelle Green

Narrated by: J. Shani Michaels, Winston James

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About this listen

"It was an accident."

Those are the four words I told my boyfriend after a mistaken Santa incident that I have been trying not to think about since it happened. He probably would have forgiven me if I'd admitted my screw up right away. Instead, he found out in a public recap video of the Holiday Crowne Charity Gala. Now, it looks like I have a Santa fetish. Nothing says happy holidays like two public disasters with two different men and one extremely overwhelming decision.

Chef Vanessa "Nessy" Blackmore never imagined that a Christmas incident would send her life into a whirlwind of confusion. On one hand, she has Dirty Santa #1, a charismatic politician. On the other, she has Dirty Santa #2, an alluring junkyard owner.

Both are amazing. Both are mesmerizing. Neither is making her decision easy.

Contains mature themes.

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