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Swans A Swimming (short story) (Twelve Days of Winter: Crime at Christmas, Book 7)

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Swans A Swimming (short story) (Twelve Days of Winter: Crime at Christmas, Book 7)

By: Stuart MacBride
Narrated by: Ian Hanmore
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About this listen

Seventh story in a collection of interlinked tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season

James Kirkhill thinks he has the best job in the world: coaching the girls’ swimming team. But he’s about to get into some very deep water…

 Anthologies & Short Stories Dark Humour Literature & Fiction Modern Detectives Mystery Short Stories Thriller & Suspense

Critic reviews

Praise for Stuart MacBride:

‘Fierce, unflinching and shot through with the blackest of humour; this is crime fiction of the highest order’
Mark Billingham

‘Some of the grittiest crime-writing in the field’
Independent

‘Admirers of tough, modern crime novels will be in seventh heaven – or should that be hell?’
Express

‘Ferocious and funny, this is Tartan Noir at its best’
Val McDermid

‘Hard-hitting prose with a bone-dry humour and characters you can genuinely believe in, Stuart MacBride’s novels are a real treat’
Simon Kernick
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