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Three Things About Elsie

Narrated by: Paula Wilcox
Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (1,412 ratings)
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Summary

There are three things you should know about Elsie.
The first thing is that she's my best friend.
The second is that she always knows what to say to make me feel better.
And the third thing...might take a little bit more explaining.

Eighty-four-year-old Florence has fallen in her flat at Cherry Tree Home for the Elderly. As she waits to be rescued, Florence wonders if a terrible secret from her past is about to come to light; and, if the charming new resident is who he claims to be, why does he look exactly like a man who died 60 years ago?

From the author of The Trouble with Goats and Sheep, this audiobook will teach you many things, but here are three of them:

  • The fine threads of humanity will connect us all forever.
  • There is so very much more to anyone than the worst thing they have ever done.
  • Even the smallest life can leave the loudest echo.

©2018 Joanna Cannon (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic reviews

"Charming, wise and profoundly human. I lived every page of this book." (Erin Kelly)
"A warm, wise novel - brilliantly entertaining - that also manages to be a timely and profound take on ageing. I loved it." (Kate Hamer)
"A real treasure from Joanna Cannon's wry and amusing world, where the long view from the day-room is at once poignant and perceptive." (James Hannah)

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An Extraordinary Life

Gentle and humorous tale of an old lady revisiting events in her mind! This is an engaging story about ordinary people and how events can mould their lives! Really enjoyed this well read story! Paula Wilcox adds empathy to her reading! A good listen!

21 of 22 people found this review helpful

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Utterly Brilliant

I started listening to this book because I needed something light to listen to. It is utterly brilliant as my heading says. I never would, nor did I, have guessed the ending in a zillion years. I really loved this book from the very first page until the last page.

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The most beautifully observed book!

I am so glad my daughter told me to read this! This isn't just a book with some witticisms about old people. Almost every phrase, sentence or word is picked very very deliberately. It makes you want to read out bits to anyone standing around. A lovely tale beautifully narrated. I recommend it to everyone but would also love schools to have it on their reading lists. Well done to the author and also to Paula Wilcox the narrator.

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My long second

I truly love this book, it is written with such sensitivity and insight. The characters are treated with care and respect.
I spent many years nursing older people with acute mental health illness, and this reminds me so much of those times when I've tried to unpick the seeds of reality from distressing delusional ideas.

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Wow

Great read with a twist. Gripping to the end . Insight how dementia effects peoples lives

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A lovely read/listen

Knowing a little about old ladies with Dementia it so rang true.

Joanna Cannon capture all the little things, the minutia.
Florence's character was so believable as was Elsie's and Jack's.

The plot twisted and turned and kept me engaged. The description of Whitby, brilliant.

I listened to this book - Paula Wilcox read it beautifully.

Finally I would like to think there is a Simon in every care home

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Brilliant

A wonderful witty and enjoyable experience I would thoroughly recommend this it made me laugh out loud yet think deeply about life

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A lovely book

Very pleasant but a little long winded at times. We could all do with an Elsie.

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Disappointing<br /><br />

Unable to finish book as extremely tedious. I listen to many books and wanted something a little different. This was not what I had in mind.

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  • Kaggy
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Witty and touching but at a very slow pace

I loved Joanna's goats and sheep book and hoped that this one would also have her fantastic eye for detail and the poetry of everyday language. To a certain extent it does, and some of the passages are a joy to listen to, but unfortunately the pacing was very slow and meandering. To be honest I found myself drifting away from the story on more than one occasion and thus some elements of the plot confused me. I also found some of the surprise twists were very obvious. Paula Wilcox is a wonderful narrator, and she can't be faulted here, but overall The Trouble with Goats and Sheep, with its unashamed and joyous nostalgia, was a far more enjoyable experience.

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