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There's a Snake in My School!
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 9 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
From number one best-selling author David Walliams, a spectacularly funny audiobook for children three and up.
Miranda loves to be different, and on bring your pet to school day she introduces everyone to her very different pet...Penelope the snake.
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- Briana Castle
- 25-08-17
Hit with all 4 of my kids
My kids are aged 2,4,7,11. They all thought it was hilarious to have this pet snake called Penelope.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-11-21
Great listening for young and old :)
We were amused by the voice of the Author 🥰 Both me and my daughter enjoyed the audiobook very much!
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- jackie
- 03-04-21
not worth the money
short and not worth the money would not recommend but I do like David Walliams books but this one was not win me over
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- Hannah
- 27-01-21
another thumbs up for walliams!!!
yet again another awesome story , made even better by david walliams awesome accents!!!! always a good listen!
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- Caroline
- 08-04-20
lovley story.
great to have a book with an individual being the hero. Read wonderfully too. Read it
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- Image Factor
- 09-06-18
Great story!
The story was great there is this girl and she brings in a python! It was funny.
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- Emma L.
- 02-04-18
Funny and exciting for young children.
Bought this for a 3 hour drive to Wales. My 4 year old loved it, and wanted it over and over again. There were a couple of funny bits for adults too.
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- Gavin P.
- 23-12-17
There's a snake in my school!
I really liked this story because it's a great book for kids and is funny and well wrote. 🙂