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The World’s Worst Pets
- Narrated by: Terry Mynott, Morgana Robinson, Clare Corbett, Wayne Forester, James Goode, Danielle Vitalis, Akiya Henry
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Animals & Nature
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Summary
Be warned! Awful animals lurk inside....
Millions of people have loved The World’s Worst Children, The World’s Worst Teachers and The World’s Worst Parents—now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal number one best-selling author David Walliams.
These 10 tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again!
Marvel at Houdini, the magician’s rabbit. Take a trip around the world with Zoom, the supersonic tortoise. Gasp at the chaos created by Griselda, a grizzly bear with a big secret. And run for your lives! It’s Furp, the monstrous goldfish!
Good pets, bad pets, supervillain pets, pets as big as a house and pets that could eat you in one gulp—these are the most hilarious and horrendous animals around.
Critic reviews
“This really is Walliams at his most indulgently gross and silly—the perfect combination for thousands of his loyal fans.” (Daily Mail)
“Laugh-out-loud funny and…downright disgusting.” (Daily Express)
“Often described as the modern-day Roald Dahl, Walliams is a big author with big ideas and plenty of illustrations, all combining to make for real page-turners, even for kids who would normally look at you as if you’re mad to suggest reading for pleasure.” (The Independent)
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- KT
- 30-04-22
Very very very very very very good and funny it’s amazing as amazing as code name bananas so yay :)
Good good good good good good good very good so good pets pets yay interesting book
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- Cara Barry
- 01-05-22
Fab thx David Walliams we just need another one
We need another one David Walliams like the words worst uncles or the world’s worst aunties OR the world’s worst cows or I think you get it we just need another one pls, I rate this book 5/5 cause it’s so funny and crazy I love it so much and recommend to anyone who loves funny books Like I said I love it so much
By Imogen ;-)
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- rupal mehta
- 28-04-22
Awesome! We need another one!
This book is really funny! Love all the pets! I was waiting days for this book to come out and it was really worth it! We need a number 2! I really like the book! Amazing? You ask. Yes. Very Amazing. Too amazing. So amazing that it could blow someone’s head off. Though I wouldn’t recommend doing that. Anyway, BUY THE BOOK! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HURRY UP AND BUY IT! I KNOW YOU WANT IT! RIGHT?
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- Katie Hitchman
- 16-05-22
David is the best
Four and a half overall
I really really really like it more like , LOVE IT!
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- A Sharp
- 08-05-22
Amazing
It was super funny and the peoples voices make it sound much better 😆🤭
Well done David walliams and everyone who was involved in this
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- Mo Allsopp-Clarke
- 21-05-22
Best book
I love this audible book it is amazing I had to have the book because it was so good!
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- Amazon Customer
- 19-05-22
WORLDS WORST TOYS
my kids love this it is amazing they are called Erin and ariana Freya
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- gemma s lewis
- 16-05-22
Fraser
It was so good but it is a bit too short and it could have contained a puppy
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- Jen
- 15-05-22
Absolutely amazing
I love this book because I know David Walliams has been writing a lot of the worst children books so I think he did really good to do one about pets and some people are and cats and dogs which are regular animals and there is cats and dogs put some people are there in to normal animals I love the fact that he’s done exotic ones as well he even did a grizzly bear I loved it so much I would read it again and again and again and that’s what I’ve been doing hope you enjoy 😊
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- BakerEdmo81
- 12-05-22
Good book
Not so sure it was bout bad pets there seemed to be allot more people but funny and 5 star recommendation to
5_10years and I do love this book ty
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- Mrs B Hastings-Jones
- 12-05-22
Best book ever😁
B e s t spells best ,it is amazing no wonder because the best author wrote it