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The World’s Worst Pets

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The World’s Worst Pets

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: Terry Mynott, Morgana Robinson, Clare Corbett, Wayne Forester, James Goode, Danielle Vitalis, Akiya Henry
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BE WARNED! AWFUL ANIMALS LURK INSIDE…

Millions of readers have loved The World’s Worst Children, The World’s Worst Teachers and The World’s Worst Parents – now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal Number One bestselling author David Walliams.

These ten tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again!

Marvel at Houdini, the magician’s rabbit. Take a trip around the world with Zoom, the supersonic tortoise. Gasp at the chaos created by Griselda, a grizzly bear with a big secret. And RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! It’s Furp, the monstrous goldfish!

Good pets, bad pets, supervillain pets, pets as big as a house and pets that could eat you in one gulp – these are the most hilarious and horrendous animals around.

David Walliams was most recently Children’s #1 bestseller for six weeks with Gangsta Granny Strikes Again! (TCM chart: from 20 Nov 2021)

©2022 David Walliams (P)2022 HarperCollins Publishers
Animals Animals & Nature Anthologies & Short Stories Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Suspenseful

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Critic reviews

“This really is Walliams at his most indulgently gross and silly—the perfect combination for thousands of his loyal fans.” (Daily Mail)

“Laugh-out-loud funny and…downright disgusting.” (Daily Express)

“Often described as the modern-day Roald Dahl, Walliams is a big author with big ideas and plenty of illustrations, all combining to make for real page-turners, even for kids who would normally look at you as if you’re mad to suggest reading for pleasure.” (The Independent)

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good 😃😃😃😃😻😻😻,👋👋😊😊😊😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😅absolutely stunning an amazing reading

an amazing story

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I loved it
but I think it relies on fart humor too much and some of the pets didnt deserve their punishment I know it's fictional and it doesn't exist but Picasso didn't deserve what he got and neither did the dog

good but faults

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My Son enjoyed this audible book very much. His favourite story is Furp the Fish, which does have a lot of toilet humour and made him laugh through most of the story!

Very Enjoyable and Funny

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It was so funny. I loved the chapters and all the pets. Melie age 10.

Funny

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Amazing! David makes awesome books! This book is one of his best books ever!Awesome!

Awesome

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