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The Unmumsy Mum

Narrated by: Sarah Turner
Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
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Summary

Are you a new parent, looking for a bit of help but not sure where to turn? Or maybe you're an old hand just looking to learn a few new tricks? Either way, this is the book for you.

This is not a parenting manual. This is real life.

The Unmumsy Mum writes candidly about motherhood like it really is: the messy, maddening, hilarious reality; how there is no 'one size fits all' approach; and how it is sometimes absolutely fine to not know what you are doing.

The lessons she's learnt while grappling with two small boys - from birth to teething, three a.m. night feeds to toddler tantrums, soft play to toilet training - will have you roaring with laughter and taking great comfort in the fact that it's definitely not just you....

©2016 Sarah Turner (P)2016 Random House AudioBooks

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honest and hilarious!

absolutely loved your book sarah! honest, hilarious, emotional and reassuring! all mums should read it!

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Supposedly relatable, but just depressing.

I don’t relate in any way to this whiney spoilt ‘mum’ who thinks she is better than other mothers because she gets drunk and insults her children behind their backs. Self congratulatory, poorly written, generally a bit depressing... couldn’t stand to listen past the half way mark, too exasperated at how self obsessed, navel gazing and boring this person is. The same joke written 10 000x into a book, same language and conclusion to each story. Sorry for the fans, I really wanted to like this but it was honestly, genuinely TERRIBLE.

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So so

Maybe not the best material for a book and worked better as a blog.. The amount of negative feelings accumulated in 6 hours just brought me more anxiety than joy or reassurance or relief of ability to relate. Not that the book doesn't have any positive messages, but I think they are drowned in the poop, barf and 'I can't get out of the house' stories. It is possible that the book just wasn't for me or I could not relate to the cultural setting, maybe parenting is different in UK. I would not recommend this book to an expecting parent. I will listen to it again after my son is born and revise.

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Fab!

Great to listen to whilst my baby (sometimes) napped as I don't have the energy to read. Xx

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very funny and on point

amazing and really great for first time mum made me feel like I'm not alone.

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Thank you!

Thank you for saying out loud some of my thoughts and for giving me an insight of what is yet to come!
Great audio book and I really enjoyed Sarah reading it. Highly recommended to any parents 😊

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incredibly honest and hilarious

loved this book...hilariously laugh out loud funny with some lovely down to earth memories. definitely one to listen too if you are feeling low about your parenting!

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great book brought to life by the author

funny memoir laughed a lot. I'm not a mum or even a mum to be at this day but it did make me think about what would be to come. Th r honest accounts are just brilliant and made house cleaning and car journeys interesting

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Excellent for any mum who needs a little realism

If you could sum up The Unmumsy Mum in three words, what would they be?

A brilliantly narrated and written blog/book about the joys, highs and definite lows that come with motherhood.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Unmumsy Mum?

Mrs Judgy Knickers!!!! We've all met one!

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Boring, predictable and depressive

I had high expectations of this book but it annoyed me all the way through. The author tried hard to be funny by sometimes swearing in her expressions but the stories are not funny at all.
All credit to her for making a business out of this.
I would not recommend it, sorry.

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So very real and lovely

Great book from start to finish. I was laughing and nearly crying. The book makes you think and realise you're never alone in your feelings. Great for all mums and mums to be!

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