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The Unhoneymooners

By: Christina Lauren
Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell,Deacon Lee
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Summary

THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

Starred reviews from Kirkus Reviews * Publishers Weekly * Library Journal

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Roomies.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.

©2019 Christina Lauren (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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Disappointing

I foumd it disappointing. I,m probably in the minority, but it didn’t,t live up to expectations before rgoimg into this book. I found it hard to believe the relationship between Olive and Eithen. Also, it’s a bit misleading; as this is narrated by only 1 narrator instead of two.

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I LOVED THIS

Ok I have listened to a fair few chick lit romances on audible now and this is up there. It was predictable sure, but it was fun. I found myself laughing out loud and crying (because I’m dramatic ofc, not because it’s heart wrenching) to this one and loved a lot of it .
HOWEVER, I hated, hated, hated the narration. Normally I try cut some slack but this was just bad. How could you be a narrator if you’re that monotonous? Farrell just lost so much emotion in this book to the drawling sound of her voice. And at the very end, Aaron’s voice was weird. Not what I expected.
And my one real criticism of the book was Olive. I know that’s addressed but she was just SUCH a bitch, especially at the start. Like shut up! It annoyed me.
Other than that it was PERFECT

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Predictable, not the best performance

I had to really persevere with this book to finish it. Cynthia Farrell had a very robotic-esque, monotonous voice which isn't very engaging. The story is predictable from the get-go. Seems to be written by someone who doesn't particularly like men.

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Loved it.

Nice easy listening, good, light hearted story story. Well read. Just downloading the next one….

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A light, funny romance

Really liked this book. Relatable characters, funny, predictable yes, but we all love a happy ending in romance.

Would recommend.

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Nice story! No spice tho!

Nice story and the characters are good, there is little to no spice tho so was a little disappointed

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Hooked from the beginning

I really liked it. easy to read and believable characters. Sorry when it was over..

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this was amazing

i loved it my fave moment was when Ethan proposed and olive said yes and amy was with Luka and all was good

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Enjoyed

I really liked the story. It was slightly cliche with the development of the main couple but I liked the dynamics of the 2nd couple (her sister and sister's husband) because it wasn't what I expected and it influenced the main couple quite a bit.
I've seen quite a few reviews talking about the bad narration. It did sound robotic at times but I was enjoying the story so it didn't really affect me.

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easy read

Nice easy read. Narration was very robotic - might have enjoyed it more with different narration

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