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By: Christina Lauren, Deacon Lee
Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell
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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Love and Other Words.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.
Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Women's Fiction Comedy Feel-Good Witty Funny

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Loved this book, saw lots of people recommending it on instagram I thought I would try it and it was such a wonderful witty surprise I listened to it in one sitting! Great narration too!

So brilliant and funny

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easy light-hearted listen, narration of the male voice a bit irritating Personally, the story was I would say 3.5 but if you're looking for an easy listen it would be perfect, like a predictable chick flick.

light-hearted read

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An easy listen Rom com that made me laugh out loud at times and want to go to Hawaii! I really enjoyed the plot and twists. Quite realistic.

Good story

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Ok I have listened to a fair few chick lit romances on audible now and this is up there. It was predictable sure, but it was fun. I found myself laughing out loud and crying (because I’m dramatic ofc, not because it’s heart wrenching) to this one and loved a lot of it .
HOWEVER, I hated, hated, hated the narration. Normally I try cut some slack but this was just bad. How could you be a narrator if you’re that monotonous? Farrell just lost so much emotion in this book to the drawling sound of her voice. And at the very end, Aaron’s voice was weird. Not what I expected.
And my one real criticism of the book was Olive. I know that’s addressed but she was just SUCH a bitch, especially at the start. Like shut up! It annoyed me.
Other than that it was PERFECT

I LOVED THIS

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Amazing whirlwind of emotions loved it so sorry that it had to finish I was hoping it was going to be a longer book

Amazing whirlwind of emotions loved it

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