The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory
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Narrated by:
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Colleen Prendergast
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By:
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James Harris
About this listen
*Winner of the Northern Writers' Award*
I live near a biscuit factory. Sounds like a dream come true, right?
But it's not all fun and jammie dodgers. You see, the biscuit factory is really a Super-Secret Science Lab. Everyone pretends it makes biscuits. It just makes life easier.
Until today. Because the biscuit factory tore a hole through dimensions, and now HUGE ORANGE MONSTERS are climbing through.
Oh, and if we don't do something, the world is going to go KABLOOEY in the next thirty minutes. NOT ON MY WATCH. You coming?
'So funny you'll snort custard creams out of your nose' Mr J Dodger
(P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited©2021 James Harris
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