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The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory

By: James Harris
Narrated by: Colleen Prendergast
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Winner of the Northern Writers' Award

The biscuit factory in Haddie's hometown is absolutely 100 percent not a Super-Secret Science Lab. Or a portal to another dimension. With orange fluffy monsters. Oh no. Definitely not. Or...is it? A laugh-out-loud biscuit-bonkers adventure for fans of My Brother Is a Superhero and Kid Normal.

I live near a biscuit factory. Sounds like a dream come true, right?

But it's not all fun and jammie dodgers. You see, the biscuit factory is really a Super-Secret Science Lab. Everyone pretends it makes biscuits. It just makes life easier.

Until today. Because the biscuit factory tore a hole through dimensions, and now huge orange monsters are climbing through.

Oh, and if we don't do something, the world is going to go kablooey in the next 30 minutes. Not on my watch. You coming?

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"So funny you'll snort custard creams out of your nose." (Mr J Dodger)
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Couldn't finish the book as the narrator is just too fast for a kid's book.

The narrator speaks far too fast for a kid's book

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