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The Romford Pelé
- It's Only Ray Parlour's Autobiography
- Narrated by: Paul Thornley
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Categories: Biographies & Memoirs, Sports
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Very poor Narrator
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Ooh, ah, Ray Parlour! Nicknamed the Romford Pele for his solid but unglamorous image, Ray Parlour is one of the most well-loved Arsenal players of the last few decades. A loyal club servant for over 14 years (1992-2007), he is revered among the Arsenal faithful for his down-to-earth Essex charm, his mischievous sense of humour and his hardworking performances on the pitch.
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- Gary
- 10-09-18
fantastic
loved it, brilliant, a great read. what a player and what a career, A great insight into The Arsenal
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- Team Adkins
- 18-02-21
Real Romford Pele
a real feel good book.
a genuine bloke who lived the dream
a legend.
Ray Parlour
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- joseph jordan
- 25-01-21
#review
If only Ray had read it in his funny accent it would of got 5 stars !
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- Alan Thomson
- 07-12-20
ok
decent read but could of been a lot better not much else to say about it
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- Martin Mullen
- 13-10-20
Excellent 👍
Entertaining, on the pitch and here. His passion is a model for all new players.
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- Anonymous User
- 26-09-20
Ray you legend
I only caught the tail end of you carrier so ready this book has filled some gaps for me, you sir are a true Arsenal Legend
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- Tom
- 18-08-20
A great listen for and Arsenal fan
very enjoyable listen. Takes you all though a great career and has some funny stories alo g the way
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- kev
- 18-04-20
Great book
Couldn't stop listening once I started and plenty of laughs along the way I thoroughly recommend it .
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- James Mcbride
- 15-03-20
Entertaining
loved it very funny in places eye-opening in others a must listen for everyone ☆
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- paul murphy
- 03-03-20
It's all right. Probably tried to cover too much
Would have preferred more detail on the Wenger Era and the invincibles.
Probably an accurate reflection of Ray's take on life though.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-02-21
Ok...
Good if you are an Arsenal fan... Ok if not. I bit flat in terms of story... I would say good for when you are doing boring jobs.