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The Plumbers
- Narrated by: Paul Burt
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Horror
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- Spooky Mike
- 22-10-20
Funny Short Zombie Story
This was quite a funny story for being a zombie story. I really liked the two main characters banter back and forth. I am going to have to remember the cat tail joke. But seriously, this was a great story that, and I'm tired of saying this, was a great unique perspective on zombies. For those fans of Terry M. West, you will know what to expect based on some of his other horror/comedy stories. My only real complaint is that I now need more tales of Liam and Peirce now.
As always, Paul Bert did a great job with the narration. He really pulled out all the stops with his character voices. The accents were awesome. I really hope that Paul Bert becomes the voice of West's books going forward. The last few that I have listened to him narrate have been spot on.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- timj26
- 18-10-20
Loved it
A fun and entertaining zombie short story
Pauls narration was perfect for bringing these entertaining characters to life
If you enjoy zombies and witty banter definitely pick this one up
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review
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- chaz heiber
- 16-11-20
This narrator is truly exceptional.
the transitions between characters and the well paced narration really builds onto this short horror title.
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- Mary Karowski
- 28-10-20
Great zombie tale
I love terry west’s stories. This one is a great zombie tale. Think of the cleanup after the infections mostly contained. A couple of plumbers having to go out and fix issues with the waterlines and deal with the infected. Has a very 28 days later meets Shaun of the dead. Found it very entertaining with plenty of zombie action as well. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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- RT
- 23-10-20
A Fun Listen
I know it's horror, but I found this book to be really fun. The two main characters were a delight to follow. I really enjoyed their exchanges immensely. Terry M. West is a very skilled writer. Paul Burt did an excellent job of varying the voices of the characters. His abilities definitely enhanced the listening experience, especially between the two characters already mentioned.
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- Geoff
- 20-10-20
Funny, quirky, blue-collar zombie story
Funny, Johnny-lunchpail dialogue and workaday ordeals during a timely zombie pandemic. This was a fun listen. Well-narrated.
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- John Rinaldi
- 18-10-20
Funny, but I expected more
Story - 3.0/5
Narration 4.0/5
"The Plumbers" by Terry M. West is about a pair of plumbers during a pandemic and the travails of their workday.
I thought this premise held a lot of possibilities, but it came off sort of flat, to me.
The dialog was funny, and the characters were mostly believable, at least for this kind of story, but I expected more horror.