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The Perfect Royal Mistress

By: Diane Haeger
Narrated by: Corrie James
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Born into poverty and raised in a brothel, Nell Gwynne sells oranges in the pit at London's King's Theater, newly reopened after the plague and the Great Fire devastated the city. Soon, her quick sense of humor and natural charm get her noticed by those who have the means to make her life easier. But the street-smart Nell knows a woman doesn't get ahead by selling her body. Through talent, charm, intelligence, and sheer determination—as well as a keen understanding of how the world operates—Nell works her way out of the pit and onto the stage to become the leading comedic actress of the day. Her skills and beauty quickly win the attention of all of London—eventually even catching the eye of King Charles II. Their attraction is as real as it is unlikely, and the scrappy orange girl with the pretty face and the quick wit soon finds herself plunged into the confusing and dangerous world of the court, where she learns there are few she can trust—and many whom she cannot turn her back on.

From the gritty streets of seventeenth-century London, to the backstage glamour of its theaters, to the glittering court of Charles II, The Perfect Royal Mistress is a love story for the ages, the rags-to-riches tale of a truly remarkable heroine.

Contains mature themes.

©2007 Diane Haeger (P)2022 Tantor
Biographical Fiction Fiction Genre Fiction Royalty Biography England Witty Theatre

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There’s no point getting picky on the details with a biographical novel, especially someone whose background was as ill-recorded as Nell Gwynn. The author seems to have followed the major sources and created a coherent tale. There are plenty of real life characters to get your teeth into and the heroine really was a huge star. The most annoying part of the novel but also probably the most accurate is the constant reminder of what a selfish little man-child Charles II was. An utter prick.

Dramatised biography of Nell Gwynn

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I really enjoyed this book. I was apprehensive after readying big a review about the narrator. The story flowed easily with extremely likeable characters. I would definitely recommend.

Enjoyable

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The narrator was quite dreadful. Mumsie. The accents were all terrible, especially Nell Gwyn's which sounded more like Australia. Nell herself sounded at least forty. A very difficult listen.
Historically? Historically it was badly researched, inept and juvenile. The 'merry band' of Courtiers was enough to make you gasp and stretch your eyes. Rochester? Sedley? She knew so little about the restoration court l wouldn't be at all surprised to find this was a vanity project. Either that or the writer is a gifted four year old. I sent it back.

terrible narrator juvenile story

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