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The Moon's a Balloon

By: David Niven
Narrated by: David Niven
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About this listen

 When The Moon's a Balloon was first published in 1971, it received huge acclaim. The book became a classic and has gone on to sell over five million copies worldwide.

Rich in hilarious anecdote, it tells the story of Niven's school and Sandhurst days, his posting to Malta with the Highland Light Infantry, and how he escaped the army for a new life in the States. There he joined New York high society, before crossing the continent, lured by Hollywood. He returned to Britain to serve during the Second World War, but then made Hollywood his home.

A self-confessed name dropper, Niven's encounters range from garden walks with Churchill to finding Greta Garbo swimming naked in his pool.

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Critic reviews

"An immensely enjoyable, witty and racy memoir." ( Sunday Times)
"Forthright, bawdy, and often hilarious, zany and zestful, his anecdotes should keep you entertained for hours." ( Sunday Express)
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fantastic I felt the times washing up though the times. A classic to be enjoyed

Pure class

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really enjoyed his story and how he got into films and not too boring also funny and lovely to hear David Nivens voice again.

good listen

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Hollywood as it used to be written and narrated by one of its true stars

Great story and narrator

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Enjoyed hearing David Niven s narration but disappointed it wasn’t the whole book - feel I have slightly wasted a credit.

Moons a slightly deflated balloon😌

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I loved the fact that David Niven actually bothered to read his book. So many big stars do not. His perfect diction, recorded reading his own words and not a script. The recollections from an early Hollywood and “making it in America” A reminder of my childhood watching his films and other Hollywood greats on television on Saturday afternoons. Great memories.

What a life story.

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