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The Honest Toddler

By: Bunmi Laditan
Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
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A laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from the Honest Toddler, the Internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm on the Honest Toddler blog and on Twitter @HonestToddler have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online.

Are you a confused parent to a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the small child in your life? This book can help you become a better servant/parent to the toddler at the heart of your world. You'll learn about everything from meal preparation (hint: just put the crackers on a plate), play date etiquette (don't touch. Just don't.), to how time-outs make you look like a fool. The Honest Toddler says a firm 'NO' to popular, fashionable parenting trends and instead embraces the big questions: Who Does Mommy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? And Sleep and Weaning Yourself Off it.

©2013 Olubunmi Laditan (P)2013 Tantor Media Parenting & Families Relationships Funny Toddler

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this had wonderful insight into toddlers ... I now know to keep the red drink coming and let the sometimes foods roll ! my "toddlerease" has become fluent ;)

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