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  • By: Deb Graham
  • Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
  • Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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Summary

“Dimmie, my boy, it looks like you’re going on a luxury cruise.”  

With those words, the hot-headed Irish mobster sends his best hitman to take out his old rival. He’ll never control the mob so long as Kerrick is alive. 

Dimmie (short for Dim Wit) O’Malley, who has never been out of New York City, is trapped in a life he didn’t choose. With one misstep, he has a change of heart that puts his own life in danger.    

A former mob boss, grieving the loss of his wife, refuses to stay in Witness Protection another day, and retires on a cruise ship. Having no idea he’s Dimmie’s next target, will his old skills save him in time? When their paths collide on a luxurious New England cruise ship, only one of them can leave the ship alive. Or will a Fate intervene? 

You'll love this clean cruise ship crime story by the author of Murder on Deck, Peril in Paradise, and the best-selling Cruise Addict’s Wife series.

©2019 Deb Graham (P)2019 Deb Graham

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You want a peppermint?

James Robert O'Malley, better known to everyone as Dimmie, had never before been out of New York. But now his boss, Lucky Callahan, had him on a luxury cruise ship heading to Canada without anyone to give him orders and all the food he can eat - for free. The old boss who'd gone into witness protection years before had reportedly been seen on board and Dimmie was to find and kill him, returning to the City by Greyhound bus from Boston. Dimmie was an hit man who didn't like killing people but had to do as he was told. Armed only with a grainy picture of his victim, and the faintest of memories of him from the past, Dimmie starts looking for his man. Failure would not be tolerated

This delightful story follows the two men, Dimmie himself and the o!d crime boss, Kerrick. The reader shares their ideas, hopes and fears, over the course of the four days spent cruising, up to the final denouement in Boston. Unexpectedly charming and rather sad, the two protagonists and Dimmie in particular, become very real people and the tension rises as the book approaches it's conclusion. Narrator, Brian Wiggins, performs the book perfectly.

I was very fortunate in being freely gifted with a complimentary copy of The Dim-Witted Hitman, by the rights holder after my request via Audiobook Boom. Thank you so much. It was not as I had expected: it was better. Delightful characterisation and sweet story. Recommended to all..

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