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  • The Diary of a Father, Book 2
  • By: Pete Sortwell
  • Narrated by: Will M. Watt
  • Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
  • 3.3 out of 5 stars (232 ratings)
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By: Pete Sortwell
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Summary

Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changed when he met Alison. But within a month of their meeting, he got the news that he was about to become a father for the first time. The Diary of a Hapless Father charts those first three terrifying months of parenthood.

With all the angst and fear of a new father, Graham needs to pull his socks up if he's going to become the father he always dreamed he would be. With all the pitfalls and worries of a new father charted, this book is for all those who have been through early parenthood, or just want to know how a man deals with all those things internally. Hapless Father is the second in a series of diaries by Graham Peterson, who sometimes thinks he's writing to an alien warlord from the future.

The first audiobook in the series, The Diary of an Expectant Father is available on Amazon and Audible.

©2013 Pete Sortwell (P)2015 Pete Sortwell

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This is my first audiobook experience and I would definitely recommend this audio book to anyone.

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I would love to hear more books read by Will Watt he does a great job at bringing the characters to life and is a pleasure to listen to.

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