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The Diary of Two Nobodies

By: Giles Wood, Mary Killen
Narrated by: Mary Killen, Giles Wood
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About this listen

What is life for Gogglebox's Giles and Mary outside the willow-patterned cocoon?

Giles is a countryman who relishes solitude. His wife, Mary, thrives in company and enjoys frequent escapes to London.

After 30 years in a marriage of opposites, Giles and Mary have adapted to a life of domestic misunderstandings within comical misadventures.

In The Diary of Two Nobodies, you will have the unique opportunity to discover, first hand, what occurs when a man who sees himself as a cross between Mr Bean and Basil Fawlty shares his life with a woman who identifies closely with the Queen.

Accompanying this diary is a candid and amusing Audible Sessions interview with Giles and Mary, in which they discuss how they made it onto Gogglebox, what the most annoying things about each other are, and why 'nutty' is their go-to term of endearment.

©2017 Giles Wood and Mary Killen (P)2017 Audible, Ltd Marriage Funny Feel-Good Thought-Provoking Witty Comedy

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I loved every second of this. It provided an oasis of deliciousness during my dreary commute throughout a stressful week. I think I am going to miss Mary and Giles very much and hope they will give us another diary next year. Refreshing, humorous, touching and utterly human.

Delightful

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spookily like hear the dynamic between my own parents played out. love this. it confirmed what I already knew. partnerships are tough but they can be instrumental to life too

like listening to my parents, but better

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This is the sort of book I listen to late at night when sleep eludes me. It's entertaining without being gripping. My main feeling was of awe that Mary has so far refrained from killing Giles. I don't think I could have done.

Undemanding but enjoyable

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Than you for an entertaining listen.
We love Giles and a shared humour.
Mary's moments passed by and were tolerated.

You kept me awake, so thank you.

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Going to start all over again!! Loved every second of this book, hopefully there will be more to follow

Excellent

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