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The Crew

By: Marc Wilder
Narrated by: Oscar
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About this listen

The outrageous true story of life aboard the world’s most luxurious yachts

Ever wondered what really goes on behind the polished brass and five-star service of a billionaire’s mega-yacht? Step aboard with Marc Wilder—Master Mariner, adrenaline junkie, and reluctant referee to the madness of the ultra-rich—and discover a world few ever get to see… let alone survive.

From drug-fuelled parties in St Tropez to dodging Russian gangsters, smuggling chicken nuggets for spoilt celebrity kids, and managing a crew of degenerates with more punchlines than qualifications—this memoir is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and wildly addictive.

What You’ll Get:

  • True behind-the-scenes tales from the elite world of mega-yachts
  • Uncensored crew confessions full of banter, chaos, and moral gymnastics
  • Travel adventures across Monte Carlo, the Caribbean, and the Med
  • Jaw-dropping guests with even more outrageous requests
  • A firsthand look at sex, scams, excess, and stupidity on the high seas

If Kitchen Confidential, Shantaram, and Below Deck had a love child with a British sailor’s mouth—The Crew would be it.

©2025 Marc Wilder (P)2025 Marc Wilder
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