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The Coffin Hotel

An Urban Fantasy Adventure

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All I wanted was a friggin burrito.

My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?

I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.

Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.

This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.

The Coffin Hotel is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over-the-top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!

©2021 Eric Weir (P)2022 Royal Guard Publishing LLC Fantasy Fiction Witty Paranormal Zombie
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I have to say that I've never seen an isekai quite this way. what a wonderful story. The MC is figuring out how to run a hotel and protecting it from rowdy monsters. A lot of interesting and creepy powers and an obsession with burrito! can't wait for more.

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At my request I received a copy of this audiobook in order to give a fair and unbiased review.

Genre: Isekai fantasy harem as an undead hotel manager
Power dynamics in harem: The MC is a good, horny guy that many find irresistible. It is still early days harem-wise, so time will tell for the final power dynamics.
Explicit/adult material: Explicit. Orcs, undead, succubi. Soul satisfying.

Summary:
Brandon loves burritos. And in the end, he literally died for one. Luckily a god-like entity raises him as a handsome hunk of flesh and assigns him to run a monster hotel that is a common stop for monsters and souls that are currently between worlds. The Hotel has Burritos. And a sexy witch that is supposed to help him get started. And a sea of incubi and other sexy monsters just stopping for a night. What could go wrong?


Narrator
Voice diversity: Every character has a distinct and easily recognisable voice. Some with added sound effects to highlight their power or exoticness.
Pacing and intonation: The story is told in a lively and engaging way.
Sex scenes: Well done.
Overall Narration: 4.5/ 5 stars.

The book’s strengths.
- The premise of a running a hotel with a stream of hot customers to bed
- The premise of running a hotel for souls and monsters between worlds
- The financial/progressive fantasy aspects of investing the paid soul coins in the hotel and equipment
- The girls are diverse and cute
- The narration

The book’s weaknesses.
- The focus of burritos was a little much for me

Overall: 4.5/5 stars

The Coffin Hotel

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Epic start to this series fun and funny very well done can’t wait for more

Great

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Great story line can’t wait for the next one voice actors did a great job they made the characters come to life or dead life

Can’t wait

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loved every minute of it and couldn't stop laughing about the burrito narrators done a great job

Great book

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