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  • By: Pat Nevin
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  • Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (338 ratings)
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Summary

The Sunday Times best seller

Pat Nevin never wanted to be a professional footballer.

His future was clear, he'd become a teacher like his brothers. There was only one problem with this - Pat was far too good to avoid attention. 

Raised in Glasgow's East End, Pat loved the game, playing for hours and obsessively following Celtic. But as he grew up, he also loved Joy Division, wearing his Indie 'gloom boom' coat and going on marches - hardly typical footballer behaviour! 

Placed firmly in the '80s and '90s, before the advent of the Premier League, and often with racism and violence present, Pat Nevin writes with honesty, insight and wry humour. We are transported vividly to Chelsea and Everton and colourfully diverted by John Peel, Morrissey and nights out at the Hacienda.

The Accidental Footballer is a different kind of football memoir. Capturing all the joys of professional football as well as its contradictions and conflicts, it's about being defined by your actions, not your job, and it is the perfect reminder of how life can throw you the most extraordinary surprises when you least expect it.

©2021 Pat Nevin (P)2021 Octopus Publishing Group

Critic reviews

"Unusually vibrant and elegant with heroic doses of humour, insight and self-effacement, this is an absolute must-read for the football connoisseur." (Omid Djalili)

"I grew up captivated by Pat Nevin the player. As a man he taught me even more about the beauty of the game. One of football's great mavericks, and Chelsea's greatest players. And he can spin a mean tune too." (Sam Matterface)

"I used to walk miles to see Pat Nevin play football and I'd do the same now to read his thoughts. Always challenging, always entertaining." (Lord Sebastian Coe)

"A heroic outsider - a pleasure to read." (The Guardian)

"A fulsome evocation of football before the Premier League." (The i

"Honest, raw, revealing and very funny. How to live a life and career to the full. Insightful book about the most successful outsider inside football ever...." (Henry Winter, chief football writer, The Times

"Pat is a wonderful one-off...and this is the story of why that is." (John Murray, chief sports correspondent, BBC Radio 5 Live) 

"The biggest influence of my professional career both on and off the pitch." (Graeme Le Saux)   

"A refreshingly honest and thought-provoking autobiography. As deftly delivered as some of Pat's ball skills in his 1980's heyday." (ToffeeWeb) 

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I don’t often read books about footballer’ lives…

But gave this a go because Nevin always came across as dead sound, both as a player and now as a pundit. There are some fantastic anecdotes and a very interesting perspective on one of my heroes, Norman Whiteside. I also like the fact that he does not name - all - names and leaves it to the reader/listener to draw their own conclusions. I thoroughly enjoyed the book.

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Forgot how great Pat was!!

Well written and narrated with humour and authenticity by the author himself. Some great stories, a lovely book.

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Superb from Wee Pat

Great listen to stories from the 80s. Pat is a very principled man and his values shine through with the many stories he recalls. Great footballer, great bloke, great book.

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So sincere

Pat Nevin is a wonderful human being. This restores one's faith in footballers. this is such an honest and sincere account of a wonderful time that the author had enjoying his life in football. highly recommended

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All Our Yesterday's

As a Chelsea fan of a certain age, I loved watching Pat during his years at the club and was sorry when he moved to Everton. This book not only fills in the history either side of his Chelsea career but tells us why, after all these years, Pat is an ever present voice in the modern game. An excellent listen, particularly in the Wee Man's own voice. A must have for any Chelsea fan #KTBFFH #COYB 💙💙💙

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Gets better as your get into it

For footy fans of a certain vintage its a good story, if you happen to support Chelsea, Everton, Tranmere or the Scottish national team then it's a very good book with a fascinating insight to the behind the scenes action.

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A Must Read

An amusing and insightfull account of the career of a very unusual footballer
Brilliantly narrated by Pat Nevin.

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Very entertaining

Brilliant account of life as an atypical professional footballer. Funny and Insightful. Will inspire you to do more with your life.

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There’s more

It’s a good book, you learn a lot about the man and the time that he played. I bought it to hear about how he took on the thugs at Chelsea after he mentioned it on a podcast (BBC fighting talk) but there was no real depth to that or the sectarian issues with Scotland that also just got a mention with no detail.

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Wow!

Simply the best autobiography I have ever heard. Wonderfully witty without being self indulgent and beautifully read from a truest interesting man.

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