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Ted

An Extreme Horror Short Story

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Ted

By: Matt Shaw
Narrated by: Chris Barnes
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Ted is a character from Rotting Dead F--ks. This is a stand-alone story.

Some people are destined for greatness. They could create fantastic pieces of art to be discussed throughout the ages, they could invest something which furthers mankind, and they could even help solve world hunger or make important steps toward world peace for everyone. These people could be your friends, your neighbors, and even the person you unwittingly bumped into at the petrol station this morning. They could really be anyone - anyone, that is, except Ted.

Ted is an asshole - a psychopathic, racist human of the worst kind.

Whilst the aforementioned people push the human race forward, Ted takes them back to the Dark Ages again with his narrow-minded, idiotic views of right and wrong. Just be thankful he sees a psychiatrist. At least, if he is talking to someone about his feelings, he is less of a danger to society, right?

Wrong.

Join Ted for a day in the life of f--ked up thoughts, appointments, and hookers. And then thank God it was only a day and not longer.

©2015 Matt Shaw (P)2015 Matt Shaw
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A short dark and twisted story about a vile man. A racist psychopath who's date for the night is the blonde white lady he ordered. Read on to discover what happens

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It's no sick bastards but an interesting little story I've only recently found matt shaw and love his no holds bar style and its certainly not lack of imagination on his part why he uses such vulgar language it's horror it's violent it's in the right context but certainly not for the easily offended the narrator is perfect to somehow adds an even seedier aspect with his accent very great combo matt shaw certainly one to watch

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