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South of Heaven
- Narrated by: Cathi Colas
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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Summary
Kat, a lapsed Catholic and promiscuous stripper, never thought she would get into Heaven.
Even as she stands there at the Pearly Gates, she naturally expects to be sent directly to Hell. She picks a fight with St. Peter just for fun, but rules are rules, and Kat makes it into Heaven on a minor technicality.
Once there, Kat discovers, much to her dismay, the angels are jerks, the only music is God-awful Christian rock, and her brand-new halo comes with some most troubling conditions.
As if things weren’t dismaying enough, Kay reunites with her father, who found eternal peace in a bottomless bottle of scotch, and her pot-smoking aunt, whose demon dealer resides in Hell. When she tracks down the demon, he tells Kat about his home in the desolate, fiery pit - where it rains blood but possesses all the earthly pleasures she misses so much in her disappointing afterlife.
Heaven isn’t the paradise Kat was promised in Sunday school, and she wants out.
But will they let her go?
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- Blondie
- 01-10-23
Amusing & fun
Wayward stripper gets into heaven with last minute repentance. Fun, light-hearted story with a thought-provoking quandary, is heaven all its really cracked up to be? Which challenge beliefs and makes you think of the big questions and what comes after.
Sassy main character on a mission to get into Hell,
by the end of the book, I had gotten into it and hope here will be a second instalment.
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- Mrs. C. J. Mchardy
- 07-08-23
Heven or hell
Kat is a fairly good girl, well if you don't count lying, a little bit of stealing and being free with her favours. So when she ends up at the pearly gates she is a liitle surprised. She even unsults Saint Peter and still gets in. Once there she soon realises that although it looks like what she imagined, it is not a friendly place and is full of judgemental angels.
Now she just needs to get herself thown out.
This is a funny read with plenty of sarcasm, emotion and fun.
The narration is great.
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