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Scarlett Says

By: Scarlett Moffatt
Narrated by: Scarlett Moffatt
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About this listen

The girl who makes you giggle on Gogglebox.

'I don't go on red carpets. If a photographer ever shouted out, "Who are you wearing?" I'd be like, 'Me mam's top, me mate Sarah's jeans and some shoes from the TopShop sale.'"

Meet Scarlett. You might recognise her as one of the funniest women on television from her appearances on the hit Channel Four show Gogglebox.

Now, in Scarlett Says, Scarlett Moffat turns her attention to life, the universe and everything in an audiobook that will be utterly unlike any other celebrity autobiography you hear.

Find out why thigh gaps can get stuffed, why Tinder photos won't make good stories for the grandkids, why tooth fairies are creepy little bastards and much, much more, all in the hilarious, down-to-earth voice that we've come to know and love. You'll never look at things in the same way again.

©2016 Scarlett Moffatt (P)2016 Audible, Ltd Entertainment & Celebrities Entertainment & Performing Arts Film & TV Celebrity Funny Witty Feel-Good Entertainment

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Love Scarlett. The book is great and lovely light listening. Highly reccomended to everyone who enjoys a good laugh!

Just brilliant

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I love watching Scarlett on gogglebox which is why I bought the audio book over the written one. I enjoyed it but I must say she sounded awfully flat when reading it out. I would've liked it read out with even just a little bit of the character she has and I think I would've laughed a lot more rather than being just mildly amused by what she said.

Made me smile an awful lot but...

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Why release a book saying that you hate progress photos? Diets and all that... Then go on one yourself. Have a word.

Full of lies

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I'm a 56 year old woman who loves Gogglebox and this book is just a great listen 👍😊

Fabulous...entertaining and funny

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I got this instead of the book itself cos I love her Geordie accent. Plus, it's great hearing Scarlett's stories told by herself!

Even funnier than you thought

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