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Santa vs. Krampus
- Narrated by: Quintin W Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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What if wizards were real but we knew them as mall Santas? The Santa Claus myth we know and love is just a cover for a secret order of wizards. They wield a system of magic that draws on the power of swear words to battle the forces of the evil Krampus.
Daniel is a college kid who needs a job. He finds work at the mall Santa kiosk but almost loses his life on his first day when Krampus's minions attack.
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