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Retorts

By: Len Tomaka
Narrated by: Frank Block
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Len Tomaka shares the best comebacks, wisecracks, and retorts that he's learned over the years in this audiobook that shares life lessons while helping introverts engage with others. When a friend doesn't realize he's in a bad situation, you can say. And how is that working out for you? If some- one you know gets involved with something that you think is a bad idea, all you need to say is. "Yea, well good luck with that." When someone is upset over a lost companion, it's the perfect time to tell them, "Don't be sad because it's over--be glad it happened." If someone you know is fixated on revenge, tell them, "Living well is the best revenge."

When a friend is excitedly jumping into a goal they always wanted to accomplish but they haven't considered all the ramifications, say, "Be careful what you wish for."

Get quick-witted responses to use in almost any situation with this fun book filled with humorous comments and insights on life.

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