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Ratburger

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: David Walliams, Nitin Ganatra
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About this listen

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

Hot on the heels of bestselling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel – the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery – mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title…

From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!

©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Action & Adventure Animals Animals & Nature Fiction Growing Up Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy Funny Witty Blended Family

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Critic reviews

"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)

"Another triumph for David Walliams. His books are a breath of wonderful fresh air." (The Sun)
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yet again David Walliams has produced has produced an amazing book that my kids couldn't wait to listen too
5* totally worth a listen

brilliant

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I love every part of this book. I would recommend this book to people who are eight years old all over. I write this book 10 out of 10.

A brilliant book!

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Bad parson turned into a burger. So funny !
I'm highly recommend this book to everyone.

Amazing

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It was well performed and the story was great! Apart from the part where the rats get turned into burgers, but that is kind of hard to avoid when you see the title!😝😬😬

Great audiobook

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Good and I enjoyed the storyline with zoey and Tina but I never really thought Tina was a bad character

Fabulous

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