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Porterhouse Blue

Narrated by: Griff Rhys Jones
Series: Porterhouse Blue, Book 1
Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
Categories: Fiction, Humour
4.5 out of 5 stars (210 ratings)

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Summary

To Porterhouse College, Cambridge, famous for rowing, low academic standards. and a proud cuisine, comes a new Master, an ex-grammar-school boy, demanding Firsts, women students, a self-service canteen, and a slot-machine for contraceptives. There is considerable opposition to this challenge to the established order, in the form of Skullion, the intransigent porter at Porterhouse, who is determined that the hallowed traditions of the College will never change.
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Classic British farce and a glimpse in time.

This book is a classic British farce and full of beautiful language that illustrates the very essence of British bigotry and pomp. Be prepared for a roller coaster of humour alongside an avalanche of discomfort. The language and prejudice of the time is perfectly summarised in this book. Just as Skullion somehow loves and loathes his position in life, this book both celebrates condems and what it means to be British.

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Excellent

A beautiful reading of a great story. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Tom Sharpe at his Prime

Where does Porterhouse Blue rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This is a funny and enjoyable romp that has not dated. Tom Sharpe livened up my teens and it was great to revisit an old friend. Griff's reading is enjoyable and he reads with a relish for the extreme situations the story conjurs up. Just wish the S.African novels and the Thriwback were available.

What other book might you compare Porterhouse Blue to, and why?

Tom Sharpe is unique! It is just a shame his later books lost the mad excess of Wilt, The Throwback and the glorious S.African books.

What about Griff Rhys Jones’s performance did you like?

There was a juicy relish to his reading. The Chaplin especially was excellent. He didn't tire and it worked well throughout. Many thanks. Tom would have loved the reading

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Only to tears of laughter. Inflated condoms up the chimney!!!

Any additional comments?

Buy, listen and enjoy!

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Hilarious


Superb story.
Mostly good but some of GRJs characters a bit grating. Was difficult to discern between them at some stages.

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Overacted!

good book spoilt by Gryff Rhys Jones weird accents... don't know why he's dome it like this.
Otherwise a really good laugh.

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Wet annoying narrator.

I had to stop after 10 min. The exaggerated accent is very annoying and was a big distraction from the story which wasn't great if you have no connections with Cambridge.

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Fabulously Funny

Great book, great reader.
One of the best audio books I’ve purchased from audible. I’ll begetting more from Tom Sharpe.

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amazing

Absolutely loved it especially the narrator very well read made you live the book excellent

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Good in parts

Hasn't aged well, very much of its time I suppose. Narrated well on the whole but certain sections were unintelligible

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very witty

excellent story brought to life by Griff RysJones. took a bit of getting used to the speed of his voice though

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  • maxwell
  • 16-08-10

enjoyable satire

Wonderfully narrated satire.Tom sharpe is a clever writer and the narrator did a fantastic job of bringing the work to life. Somehow he micked the whole British class system with all of it's arrogance and crusty ignorance.I was actually dissappointed when it ended.

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  • ernest drown
  • 01-01-15

Laugh your a** off!

A masterfully brilliant reading of one of the funniest books ever penned in the English language. A delight throughout; as good as Amis's Lucky Jim, which would be a good addition, btw.

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  • Linda
  • 22-01-13

Laugh out loud funny

Would you listen to Porterhouse Blue again? Why?

yes, to catch anything I might have missed the first time.

What other book might you compare Porterhouse Blue to and why?

other Tom Sharpe work

What does Griff Rhys Jones bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

character

Any additional comments?

I listened to this author for the first time traveling in tandem with other family members on the way to a funeral.. several hundred miles, through several states. They looked on in wonder trying to figure out why I was laughing so hard at such a sober, and sad event . Just another great piece of work by this man. All of his early work is a must have for me, in print as well as audible..

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  • AmazonShopper_Kate
  • 26-04-19

Great narrator but not really funny

A little boring but maybe just over my head. Great narrator though a little tough with the female voices. But that’s to be expected

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  • Dub
  • 29-06-16

why does it say optional if it is required

good stuff good stuff good stuff good stuff stuff hey dim diddly fun dum that was porterhouse

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